What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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seduce scheme mechanics

I dont even play this game but why is this thread made multiple times a day? Is it autism?

Incest Simulator 3

Everything involved with wars and levies

Parazog
now shut up and buy 500$ worth of DLC, and let us spy on you while we're at it.

it's probably the same autist who has been making the threads since bannerlord came out

Determenistic schemes and reddit tier faith system.

Nothing went wrong, except the fact that it's a brand-new follow-up to a game that got seven years of expansions and free updates.

It's better than CK2 at launch (or even a DLC-free CK2 now), and while it's not better than CK2 yet it probably will be in a few years.

Is it anything like Civ, because I liked Civ V but haven't played anything like it since

FUCK SHATTERED RETREAT

Nothing. Keep seething though.

What went wrong was you slithering out of the abortion bucket to become a spamming anti-fun shitposter

Not really, you play as a character/dynasty instead of a civilization. it's set only in the middle ages and it's real time with pause instead of turn based.

Nothing.

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I’m loving it. I’ve converted most of Sicily to Islam and just waiting for a crusade to start So that I can not be a part of it and take Rome while the popes allies are in Jerusalem

The army ai needs to be more like EUIV
EUIV had it right where if you got into a battle your allies would all pile in to help you.

In CK3 I've got caught by 12k with 8k and my allies 10k will just fucking walk perfectly around the battle to go do some other shit instead of helping.

Aside from both using real history, it's not like Civ at all.

It’s literally a simp cuckolding nigger game. Faggots are not real and their mentally ill user base should have been rightfully purged along with all Africans and the addition of African """""""rulers""""""

AI really likes to sleep around in this game huh?

everyone likes sleeping around, incel.

In CK2 Sicily and Jerusalem had equal weights for being the crusade target. They might come after you.

Nothing, it's so much better than CK2 was without dlc's it's not even fair. 2-3 dlc's in and it's going to be better than fully stacked CK2.

Absolutely nothing. Also, stop constantly spamming the same fucking thread.

So when is the marry and impregnate cunny coming out? It can't be that hard, right?

OK, slut.

You making this thread again.
Also you being born, go back to your general.

enjoy your syphilis turbowhore

Have sex.

UI feels really cumbersome and unintuitive, but they're apparently working on it.

Personally, I'm also missing the custom ruler designer, hopefully that's also coming soon.

so is the game just a series of pop-ups and spreadsheets to tell funny stories?

No Civ is turned based. CK is RTSwP

In that case bring it on

It’s very similar to football manager games where there is strategy but at the same a lot can go wrong based on luck alone

>Have sex.
D I A L 8

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I've just seen its on gamepass and I have that for another 10 days because I wanted to try the flight sim

I'll give it a go

Nothing went wrong. I think that it's an actual improvement over CK2, which is really impressive coming from Paradox. My only issue right now is that the UI and map are kinda garbage but hopefully they'll update it or somebody will mod it.

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Retard, CKII was shit and so is this gamr

You shouldn’t buy it now tb h. It’s barebone. Wait for a few dlcs then buy it at a combo reduced price. Additionally buy CK2 and all it’s expansions. It’s very cheap rn

Really funny that you mention it, because I mostly play Crusader Kings, Europa Universalis and Football Manager

Some people are desperate to say everything sucks because otherwise they'd have to confront the reality that is being too broken to enjoy anything.

my son has been castrated.

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