Life is...simply unfair, don't you think?

Life is...simply unfair, don't you think?

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Hitagi best girl!

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cute snail

why are monogatari girls all so perfect

>not Phi

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I love my Shinobu wife

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>those ginger brows
what a dork

I wonder what was her reaction to seeing how much of a chad Sigma looked like in the past.

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Who? What does she have to do with monogatari?

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it really isn't, you just want to fuck kids

You suck at tekken

>he doesn't know

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Wrong board user

I don't play 3D garbage.

No, this is a monogatari thread.

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>No, this is a monogatari thread.
fuck you I made this thread to be a weird mix of both how the fuck did zero escape become so obscure on this board

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Date is Phi and Sigma's incest baby

I don't play dogshit console "games" either. Fuck out of my monogatari thread.

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this post got me, here's your (you)

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Snail makes life worth living.

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Sauce on song?

>console
fuck off retard. ZTD snail posting is board culture you retarded twitter zoomer

Imagine being such a shit girlfriend the guy would rather make moves on his own sister than fucking you.
Also play 999 at least, it's a good entry-level VN even though the routes might get complicated, just use a guide on that.

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I've been here longer than you've been alive, toddler. "Board culture" retards need to be publicly executed.

No thanks, I don't have brain problems.

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that's a cool comic, mind if i save it? don't ask about my reasons...

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What fightan game do you play

Stream that movie, if you're so great.

Name your top 3 monogatari arcs at least, fag.

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So you supposedly have been here for longer than the site existed and you still don't know that Zig Forums - video games is about video games and not anime? At least try to post snail girl instead of your trash taste garbage.

>people making fun little jokes should be shot on site on my cp image board

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>araragi is supposed to be a hero
>perverted, arrogant, egoistic, full of himself, lolicon
>kaiki is supposed to be a villian
>despite being greedy and opportunistic, he constantly puts his life on the line to help others
>despite being a fake oddity specialist, he's a as good as a real one
>despite fooling children and taking their money, he constantly refuses their romantic advances as to not take advantage of them

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Not much these days, I occasionally hop on SF4 and 5 although 5 has been literally unplayable for a while now.

>imagine watching garbage shows
Cute girls are the only things that matter, both in cartoons and video games.

Shit threads with retarded OP pictures get derailed. Lurk moar.

Yes.

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>Fuck off with your video games in this garbage coomer anime thread on the video game board

posting c@ in a c@ thread

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>No thanks, I don't have brain problems.

Incredibly ironic post.

Since the IQ of the average human and Zig Forums poster is declining at an insanely hard rate these days, next time try to put zero escape or zero time dilemma somewhere in your OP.

Exactly. If you want to talk about video games then make a thread about video games not stupid faggot shit.
Are you unironically braindead?

Stupid fucking mouthbreathers like you need to hang.

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The oddities in monogatari are allegorical for mental illness. Once someone gets rid of (but usually just learns to cope with) their oddity they grow as a person and don't really run into trouble anymore. Araragi struggles with overcoming his mental hangups, and that's why his "Koyomi Vamp" arc has never really ended. Treating mental illness as an object of fantasy allows Araragi to help others, though. On the other hand, characters like Sodachi and Kaiki either are too mature to buy into that fantasy and do not accept it, so their way of growing throughout the show is a lot more straightforward and obvious.

fuck perfect heros.

incredibly ironic post

If you are born male, yes. Female life is easy mode.

I was going to insult you and tell you that you are bad at the game that you liked and that the game is also bad, but SF4 is based

This is a video game thread about the Zero Escape series, you absolute moron. Not the OP's fault you were too autistic to understand this. Get the fuck out of here.

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MODS THEY'RE POSTING OFF TOPIC STUFF AGAIN THAT ISN'T VIDEO GAMES. MODS!!! MOOOOOODS!!!!!!

lmao, of course the crab fag is a turbo sperg

I am bad.

I don't see what this monogatari thread has to do with your dogshit picture book.

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>>>/l/

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You sound like this is your first experience with fiction that has competently written characters. If you read more books you'll discover that good writing usually has this kind of thing happen, since most people aren't so one-dimensional.

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