What is the fucking point of playing as midgets?

What is the fucking point of playing as midgets?
>Could play as a human and experience a new world from a familiar but powerful perspective, make a character like yourself or someone you'd like to be
>Can be a mighty, hulking race like an Orc, and enjoy the power fantasy of inhuman strength
>Can be a cunning and seductive elf and engage in the power fantasy of near immortality and arcane powers
>Choose to play as a fucking manlet or womanlet, literally what happens in real life when you're born with a genetic disorder, something you wouldn't wish on your enemies let alone yourself
>Even worse, pick a manlet/womanlet but they're also a green monster thing renowned for being cowards
Explain yourself.

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i like goblins

DD you can get to a secret area if you are a height-let

midget races are cute

>he doesn't want to be a sneaky git who stabs em' all

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Look motherfucker, I'm six and a half feet tall. I haven't been short in over 20 years. Let me be a sneaky little kneestabbing shit for once.

Made for standing sloppy blowjob

Goblins carry diseases

>implying I don't play as healer type
Those goblins will do the fighting while I'll replenish their Mana with deep slimy creampier

Goblins are cute! CUTE!

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I like playing as small races but use big weapons

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Made for big paladin dick

This kills the goblin

First of all, they are sneaky little fucks
Second of all, it takes a lot more courage to be heroic when you're short and small than when you're a big strong human
Third of all, magic gear is a great equalizer
Fourth of all, look at her, she's fucking CUTE
Now someone post the goblin in fancy rose armor by this artist, I saw it but never saved it

i do it.
to COOM

No

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I totally would, but the best ones like pic related and Yordles aren't in normal rpg/adventure/whatever games.

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This is what the offspring of a paladin and goblin looks like.

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I'm such a chad in real life I play goblins so I can relate to you subhumans better.

Also try telling me this guy isn't a badass

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I like the sharp teeth they give gobbos

That is some cool ass armor

imagine rubbing her hears

>tfw no midget stalker gf to commit petty crimes with.

With your cock, Delicious

Go the whole way and just fuck her ears.

Bless you for this.

A combination of and #2 on It's always enjoyable rising up as a total underdog

How would that work?

Jam your cock in her cochlear.

More evasion.

I honestly dislike when people draw Goblins like tiny green elves, I prefer when they're given more monstrous traits.

Like a degenerate mind only fit to pleasuare cocks

Based.

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Imagine human women turning into these green beasts.

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You just know