You're playing wagecuck simulator and you earned the achievement for top wagie of the week. What 2 rewards do you pick...

You're playing wagecuck simulator and you earned the achievement for top wagie of the week. What 2 rewards do you pick, wagie?

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Give me the pod and the burger.

I just need chemicals to OD and kill myself

I would rather kill myslef than live a life like this

Outdoor experience and a dose of chemicals big enough to OD two horses and your mom.

XXL Pod and rgw /uay

OP's a fag as usual
check these dubs

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XXL pod obviously. Then an ISU. Outdoor experience would probably be shit, happy chemicals are shit and I wouldn't eat the bugs.

outdoor experience and xxl pod EASILY they provide the most benefits.

>premium bug
fast food is a scam designed for retards with no self control
>intimacy simulation unit
its fake and u know its fake so it's only good for masturbation really which is not good longterm
>happy chemicals
these will probably fuck u up and lessen ur lifespan. pass

>outdoor experience
easy choice.
being outdoors feels great and also provides VITAMIN D which is essential and very important and provides many benefits.
>xxl pod
having more space is good for stretching and maybe even calisthenics making u healthier prolonging your life and happier and stronger. easy.

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Happy chems + outside

do i keep my robo gf forever? or is it a one time thing only

Happy chemicals with the outdoor experience please.

>"burger"

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>being outdoors feels great and also provides VITAMIN D which is essential and very important and provides many benefits
Outdoors EXPERIENCE
You're not actually outdoors, so there are no benefits especially if you're in the pod

OP is a fag
What's your gangster name?

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>invisible-water
This game is shit

>Implying it's robotic

>grey orange juice

Are these permanent or temporary rewards? Like if I chose the pod do I have it forever or just for the week? If I get the chemicals is it a one time thing, or weekly? There's not enough information to make a correct choice.

'blue water' isn't exactly gangster

navy cider

White Bolthouse.

ice tea, with ice

I'll have the bugger and the XXL pod please.

You do one week of good work and expect to be rewarded forever? Entitled wagie, that's not the kind of team player attitude we expect.
No these rewards are for one weekend only. If you're good next week maybe you'll earn them again for next weekend

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w-what is it then

I wish I had a government assigned job. I wouldn't be a NEET if I was just given a job straight out of highschool I'd be working today. I'm too anxious to go in for an interview and every time I've done it in the past I've fucked it up royally.

even if its not rly outsdoors its better than the rest, other than the xxl pod.

the others are still trash:
>fast food
>happy chemicals
same shit desu:
trade your health for temporary dopamine

but i agree the intimacy simulator could maybe be better than the outdoors experience if the outdoors isn't really outdoors.

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White Cum. Has a nice ring to it.

burger and pills

>white bleach
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Maroon water. I can work with this.

XXL pod and sex bot, dont sex it

Intimacy unit and happy pills, look away if you need to

Orange Club Soda

Orange cider? Sounds gnarly

Is this supposed to be some bastard of if communism and capitalism had a baby

Naked sprite

>Brown Milk

Army Green Monster

No Shirt Water

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Two ISUs. Make one a beautiful 27 year old woman and one a cute 12 year old girl.

Sexbot and XXL pod easily

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Sounds like a drink made up by a high school that is 90% sprite 10% vodka

im writing my note right this moment

Grey pepsi

Sex bot and happy chemicals

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Based pleasure addict

outdoor experience and premium bug menu for me.

Grey Coffee

Happy chems and sexbot.

Yeah it's fake garbage and probably unhealthy as well, but if I'm already living in a dystopian hellhole anyway I might as well make the most of it. My plan is to die as quickly as possible and spend as much of my time until then as possible in a blissful haze of drugs and sex.

>navy water
I can already tell everyone hates me

Imagine not having marketable skills lmao

Red Coffee

Remember to spell check your shit

green water

Pod and the doll.

Slate Yoghurt.

Meh.

Black juice. Fuck around lil nigga get yo head knocked off

Tan Club Soda

Naked Gin

>white orange juice
this is gay

>Black Coffee
garbage

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* ding ding * got it right the first time

The trick seems to be to stop giving a fuck. Interviewers can smell fear somehow.