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Chew the gum to reach the next level of gaming
Sebastian Russell
Parker Reyes
Willy Wonka
Ryder Campbell
Does it give you the Sharingan or something? How does it improve reaction time?
Jayden Fisher
CASHEWS OF CHAOS
Jack King
>not eating the Cashews of Chads instead
Elijah Gonzalez
fuck i just mixed up my gamer gear and took a giant bite out of my fucking chair
Connor Smith
This is what happens when gaming is "lifestyle" instead of a hobby
Zachary Garcia
Why do "premium gum" always have this condom packaging?
Jace Ward
>lynx
>not axe
Daniel Thomas
the only thing I need to help with my gaming skills is a good ol' munch box
Austin Turner
lol Whats next? Gamer toothpaste?
Adrian Myers
So it's gum with B vitamins and Caffeine
Ryder Wilson
this mountain dew tastes awful
its an improvement
Alexander Powell
Real gamers don't use toothpaste
Adam Sanchez
Fuck that chewing gum shit. If you really want to increase your focus and reaction time then thow a fat pinch of dip in your lip before a match starts and let the nicotine do it's magic
Oliver Allen
By the time this reaches your home it's just a puddle of cardboard.
Oliver Parker
Fucking degenerate. They are trying so hard to make their shit product "cool". They are shilling it will increase reaction time. Absolute cringe.
Michael Jones
SPEARMINT BROS, RISE UP
Dylan Robinson
>box says pizza on it
>pizza is nowhere to be found in this box
Anthony Turner
CHEWING, CHEWING, ALL DAY LONG
Juan Hernandez
Gamers need these calories for high intensity brain activiity
Matthew Wright
fuck I came in here just to make a joke about this and got sniped
Aaron White
Dang imagine chewing this with nicotine gum
Jackson Perry
>BUY THE PC THAT FLASHES NEON COLORS
>BUY THE WIRELESS KEYBOARD AND MOUSE THAT FLASH AND GLOW NEON COLORS
>BUY THE BLUETOOTH HEADSET WITH FLASHING LIGHTS AND SIRENS
>WEAR THE MASK
>BUY THE GAMING CHAIR WITH MASSAGE HEAT AND BUILT IN SPEAKERS
>CHEW THE GUM
Hunter Smith
>tfw I started to take my diet seriously, today
>want this more than anything
Josiah Reyes
>Tfw you need to spit mid battle
Ryan Gonzalez
>chew gum for 5 minutes
>flavor suddenly fails
It's on-brand for them at least
Jace Bell
>chad
Fuck off zoomer, that is leet food.
Adrian Adams
shut the fuck up fatass, why don't you just go drink lard if you love it so much, FUCK YOU
Caleb Williams
Not everywhere is like America.
Eli Jones
Are you really proud of living upstairs from a grease bucket?
Nathaniel Gomez
Chewing gum is an old baseball trick, even in studies it's been shown that chewing increases reaction time (although only about 8ms~)
when the difference between a good and great reaction time is 20ms any advantage helps
get a xylitol gum with no other sweeteners
Isaac Anderson
Not like i need my teeth for gayming
Justin Campbell
gum of gehenna
Julian Evans
The gaming chair with massage and heating functions and speaker sounds fucking awesome dude
Kevin Hughes
Is what anericans think pizza is? Yikes i feel bad for you.
Gavin Kelly
I would just swallow the juice. Nic gum is easiser and doesnt destroy your mouth
Xavier Adams
12 time world champion of what?
Kayden Gutierrez
unreal tournament, painkiller, quake(?) and I think one other FPS
Ryan Perez
Friendly reminder, chewing gum has been scientifically proven to lower intelligence.
Joshua Brown
>ok, he's spreading frieds on a box
>it's a pizza box
Now I'm afraid to keep watching.
Benjamin Ward
The face of no social life whatsoever
Sebastian Peterson
Gaming
Levi Kelly
The funniest thing about this is that the people who buy these are never actually that into video games. It's always the kids who just play CoD