Chew the gum to reach the next level of gaming

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Willy Wonka

Does it give you the Sharingan or something? How does it improve reaction time?

CASHEWS OF CHAOS

>not eating the Cashews of Chads instead

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fuck i just mixed up my gamer gear and took a giant bite out of my fucking chair

This is what happens when gaming is "lifestyle" instead of a hobby

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Why do "premium gum" always have this condom packaging?

>lynx
>not axe

the only thing I need to help with my gaming skills is a good ol' munch box

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lol Whats next? Gamer toothpaste?

So it's gum with B vitamins and Caffeine

this mountain dew tastes awful
its an improvement

Real gamers don't use toothpaste

Fuck that chewing gum shit. If you really want to increase your focus and reaction time then thow a fat pinch of dip in your lip before a match starts and let the nicotine do it's magic

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By the time this reaches your home it's just a puddle of cardboard.

Fucking degenerate. They are trying so hard to make their shit product "cool". They are shilling it will increase reaction time. Absolute cringe.

SPEARMINT BROS, RISE UP

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>box says pizza on it
>pizza is nowhere to be found in this box

CHEWING, CHEWING, ALL DAY LONG

Gamers need these calories for high intensity brain activiity

fuck I came in here just to make a joke about this and got sniped

Dang imagine chewing this with nicotine gum

>BUY THE PC THAT FLASHES NEON COLORS
>BUY THE WIRELESS KEYBOARD AND MOUSE THAT FLASH AND GLOW NEON COLORS
>BUY THE BLUETOOTH HEADSET WITH FLASHING LIGHTS AND SIRENS
>WEAR THE MASK
>BUY THE GAMING CHAIR WITH MASSAGE HEAT AND BUILT IN SPEAKERS
>CHEW THE GUM

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>tfw I started to take my diet seriously, today
>want this more than anything

>Tfw you need to spit mid battle

>chew gum for 5 minutes
>flavor suddenly fails
It's on-brand for them at least

>chad

Fuck off zoomer, that is leet food.

shut the fuck up fatass, why don't you just go drink lard if you love it so much, FUCK YOU

Not everywhere is like America.

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Are you really proud of living upstairs from a grease bucket?

Chewing gum is an old baseball trick, even in studies it's been shown that chewing increases reaction time (although only about 8ms~)

when the difference between a good and great reaction time is 20ms any advantage helps

get a xylitol gum with no other sweeteners

Not like i need my teeth for gayming

gum of gehenna

The gaming chair with massage and heating functions and speaker sounds fucking awesome dude

Is what anericans think pizza is? Yikes i feel bad for you.

I would just swallow the juice. Nic gum is easiser and doesnt destroy your mouth

12 time world champion of what?

unreal tournament, painkiller, quake(?) and I think one other FPS

Friendly reminder, chewing gum has been scientifically proven to lower intelligence.

>ok, he's spreading frieds on a box
>it's a pizza box

Now I'm afraid to keep watching.

The face of no social life whatsoever

Gaming

The funniest thing about this is that the people who buy these are never actually that into video games. It's always the kids who just play CoD