Humans are the "well rounded" race

This is a valid point
In the animal kingdom, we should be the INT/END race, but given the ubiquitous nature of elves, we should always be top-tier for END

>making a shit thread because you're mad at your nature as a jack-of-all-trades

>Trve Romans get a CHA buff
You forgot the best perk in the series where it’s most meaningless

In the animal kingdom we should be pretty low for END but top tier for INT/CHA. Try outrunning a Cheetah and seeing how your endurance fares.

Did skyrim even have race/sex stats?

a v is not a u, ESLtard.

Cheetahs can sprint, but they don't have stamina.

Kind of this. Fantasy races throughout mythologies of old are basically just how people perceive others but dialed up to extremes. Even dragons are just generally allegories for shit like avarice consuming a person, fucking Fafnir was a dwarf to begin with.

Cheetahs are speed, humans can absolutely run for longer than a cheetah. Anyway human endurance is a factor of the higher efficiency of bipedal movement and it’s not like we’re playing quadrupeds ever.

Would be interesting if humans were particularly durable.
>breaking a leg would be a death sentence for a wild horse, a few weeks of inconvenience for a human
>we have redundant organs like two kidneys and two lungs, sure most other mammals on this planet do, but who's to say about aliens
>primitive man would hunt animals by walking them to death, not running after them, not ambushing them, simply walking behind them and scaring them to run away more until they fell over out of exhaustion
>a species that has either adapted or reshaped almost every inch of home planet to be suitable for our survival
>survived countless pandemics of deadly diseases
>look at seemingly insurmountable hazards and take them as a challenge to overcome

I wanna play a game where Humans are the "monsters under the bed". You play an alien or some "monster" and humans are absolutely terrifying.
The game ends with you dying and humans colonizing your land.

Making the only one that actually exists the well rounded one serves as a good benchmark for what the other races would be like.

This is the antithesis of reality
Our long-distance walking ability was our chief defense mechanism against high-speed sprinters that can’t in2 calorie management
We can outpace fuckin horses over long distances

>I heard that if a human bites something, even another human, if the wound doesn't get properly treated the person that got bitten could easily die of a horrible infection!

Yes, the game has no true "stats"/attributes but there were definitely race bonuses for skills (eg khajiit start off with higher stealth, redguards start off with higher one-handed). Nothing for sexes tho.

You're a retard. To have something other than human be the baseline would be like changing math from base ten, probably even worse. All video games are made by humans for humans. Why would you make the baseline point of reference something that people don't have experience with. Saying an orc is stronger than a normal human tells you something. Telling you an orc is stronger than a normal drow doesn't tell you shit if you don't know what orcs or drow are.

>more hfy garbage
This rat race planet is hilarious

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why change it?

>>survived countless pandemics of deadly diseases
Man diseases literally cannot kill everyone, that’s not how it works.

>dark-skinned race
>-10 INT and WIS

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>Humans are weaker than every race in the game but still somehow remain on equal footing throughout history

your life is p cringe famalam

>elf joins the party
I AM LITERALLY HOLIER THAN THOUGH HUMAN
>dwarf joins the party
>OY LADDY HOW BOUT WE GRAB A PINT AFTER WE FINISH MINING EH
>Orc joins the party
>OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA ELF BITCHES @
>human joins the party
>Haha I'm just happy to be here!

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Redguards have a higher one handed skill, nords have a higher two handed skill. ‘Nuff said.

>alien races can be nationalistic/xenophobic
>when humans try to do the same, it's suddenly bad

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>humans are the Charisma race

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>projecting

>Shark joins the party
>LEL ironic shitposting

Post your timestamped physique and I will explain why your racial self-esteem is so pathetically low

>human joins the party
>Haha I'm just happy to be here!

Name 1 game

WoW

>Humans subjugate all the other races

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>Owen Wilson crpg build
I’m doing it
Thank you, user

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>dark-skinned race
>-10 INT and WIS
>+20 STR
>+15 AGL
>+13 INSTINCT
>+31 "SUNBURN" RES
>Hidden "BBC" modifier which affects the sex Minigame
>Cap for all physical stats are higher than the white-skinned race

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>birth rates

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>Orcs are the race with the thickest cocks

>person that only ever plays beast/furfag-bait races gets pissy humans are in the setting at all

Replace the sound clip for taking damage with wow.wav

Actually orcs are “WAAAH IM SO SAD, MY PEOPLE” so they really are like niggers

Male Redguards start with lower intelligence, willpower, and personality in Oblivion and Morrowind. Females don't have the personality malus weirdly enough.

Plot twist
>orcs actually have tiny dicks relative to their body mass, like gorillas

>orcs are literally made out of shit

>Humans have short lifespan compared to almost every other humanoid race
>gets painted into a positive quality, "unrivaled vigor for life and exploration etc"
>for some reason other races hate sex or can't multiply at a decent rate

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>/hmofa/ chad mogs him out of his own fetish

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stfv plebeian

Blacks are only faster. Whites are strong and any sport not based on height or speed doesn't see the dominance of blacks.

How can elfcels compete

And why not?

>cut it short to ow.wav
>use wow.wav as the crit sfx
this idea has serious fucking legs

Elves are just humans with pointy ears, anatomically. There's no reason Humans as a fantasy race should have higher endurance than any other humanoid-mammalian based race.

>humans are the "well rounded breasts" race

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I'll assume you are being stupid on purpose

Elves get raped by orcs into a genetic genocide

Sports based on height are where white people excel, the NBA is fake and America can’t win basketball against white countries.

Elves actually are designed more for active predation rather than humans' endurance hunting, that's why they have sharper teeth and leaner bodies than us

Kek.

>orcs are 13% of the population

I had a setting where the elf equivalent race had an incredibly hard time successfully conceiving children, it was all but impossible outside of an act of god for a non-elf to even dream of knocking up an elf female, though elf males were so virile it was nearly impossible for them to NOT knock up a female of another race

>elves get INT/DEX/CHA bonus in every setting ever
>nooooo humans can’t have an END buff that’s not faaaaaairrr
dainty elvish ladyfingers typed this post

humans should be extinct

Where did you get Owen Wilson from that

Please stop.
I made a joke just like the other user did.
When he did it no one said anything. When I did it you bring out statistics. Why are you guys always like this.

I mean it could but a pathogen that successful wouldn’t be around very long.

>+20 STR
Cope, all powerlifting gold medals have been taken by Scandinavians
>+15 AGL
I'll give you that one, they're good at ooga booga hoop
>+13 INSTINCT
Cope. Literally meaningless
>+31 SUNBURN RES
Sure, no sunburn, but nigs still get skin cancer which is funny as fuck, not gonna lie. Also severe vitamin D deficiency in countries three or more latitudes away from the equator
>"BBC" modifier
Cope and a Jewish meme, stop watching porn.
>Cap for all physical stats are higher than the White-skinned race
The triple-distilled gigacope of the mulattoid incel

Well humans in real life don't have any magic abilities like most of the fantasy races we've made up.

Your post doesn’t look like a very funny joke, why are you like this? You confused me because black people actually are the fastest runners, they just actually aren’t tall.