>everyone says a game is great, one of the best on the console, etc.
>sit down and give it a try
>it fucking sucks
What's her name for you, Zig Forums?
Everyone says a game is great, one of the best on the console, etc
Dominic Anderson
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Christian Allen
As much as I love the atmosphere in Conker, it really just feels like a tech exhibition where the game introduces and discards gimmicks from beginning until the end of the game.
Jaxson Nguyen
I want to drink Conker's beer from the cover. It looks so well rendered and lovely. I bet it is delicious.
Jose Reed
Pic related for me
Asher Brooks
I hear a lot of people praise this as one of the greatest platformers ever and the greatest Wii U game ever, but it's really floaty and the levels drag on way too long. It feels like it drags its feet just to prolong game time when there's not much happening.
The music and graphics are top notch at least, but I'm not a fan of how it plays.
Isaac Williams
>it really just feels
It doesn't just FEEL that way, it is that way. I had fun with it but damn it has no replay value at all. It's barely even a game once you do all the tutorials the game throws at you one by one until the credits roll.
Jordan Brown
It felt really strange that a one-off game on the GBC got a sequel that the kids who played the GBC game wouldn't be old enough for. Who greenlit that?
Jonathan Cox
Elijah Campbell
it comes from a day where good games were adventures you wanted to retake
Leo Collins
>go to one end of the castle
>kill boss
>walk back the entire length of the castle to find one specific key to open one door
>repeat for the next 6 hours
fuck this game
Wyatt Flores
Ocarina of Time
it was a bore
James Scott
Bioshock
Joseph Young
good writing cant make up for a boring ass game
Grayson Edwards
This game isn't even remotely funny past the age of 13. It's Family Guy tier. Do people just laugh at it because it's an N64 game that says "fuck"?
Landon Thomas
Zoomer thread? Zoomer thread
Charles Ramirez
Conkers was fun if you had friends and played the variety of it's multiplayer modes. How they hold up today? Not sure, but I don't know of too many shooters with as varied and creative modes.
William Rivera
>N64 game
>great
how did you even fall for that
Kevin Bailey
Every other jrpg thread brings up this garbage-ass game.
Josiah Gomez
Everyone fucking lied
Mason Jenkins
Cloud is a bland fuck and the antagonist is no different.
Anthony White
Filtered
Asher Lopez
dont care didnt ask
Charles Kelly
>dont care didnt ask
Aiden Robinson
The Snes games had more weight to them.
Sebastian Martinez
Half Life
I legit tried to finish it but it was boring and dragged way too long.
Benjamin Hall
Conker is great. You have shit taste.
Lucas Hill
Came here to post this.
Ayden Ramirez
Being contrarian doesnt make you cool.
Sebastian Lee
>back in the old days every game was good
peak underage right here
these are correct
Kayden Mitchell
Honest question is there any N64 games that have aged well other than pick related and Mischief Makers?
Oliver Cooper
Mirror's Edge. This game is the ultimate proof that 1st person platforming is a shit idea. Plot was retarded as hell too, you could tell the came up with an idea for a parkour game first and had to bullshit a story to justify it long after.
Gavin Martinez
Peak contrarian hours it seems.
Noah Thomas
Nah you’re gay
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John Scott
The Furnace Fun and having to collect almost everything for the ending ruined it.
Brandon Nguyen
>Played popular game 10 years after its heyday
>Didnt hold up
>Whats her name Zig Forums
Dickhead.
Ethan Lee
>Good writing
I don't know about that one chief. The game had a great opening but went down hill so fast after leaving Midgar. I couldn't keep playing once we got to the prison and the game started going on about Barret's backstory, as if anyone on Earth could muster up two shits to give about that fucking trash. Half the cast of the game is like that, fucking boring.
Asher Powell
>zoomer gets filtered
Huh
Tyler Green
haha what if there was an enemy that tryed to jerk off and fuck conker, and haha what if if you lose to it you get a bad ending that made conker gay and fucking in the bar
Noah Barnes
The fact that we'll never get anything remotely like the first one makes me fucking seethe. Absolutely embarrassing game, it genuinely shouldn't exist
Jayden Davis
Great single player, and addicting multiplayer that even has bot play. It's a great fucking game. The main thing holding it back is the shitty ending. Man did that piss me off as a younging
Adam Gray
I loved Returns, enough to buy the 3DS port, but I really wasn't feeling this one. It just felt like an expansion and I was just going through the emotions. Why?
William Cox
shit taste