>Porter Bridges!
DO YOU GET IT?
>Fragile. Handled without care!
DO YOU GET IT?
Die HARDman!
DO YOU GET IT?
Prices Beach!
DO YOU GET IT?
DO YOU GET IT?
Grayson Nguyen
Matthew Gray
Yes I do and I am in fact smarter than you
Tyler Brown
Hardman
Xavier Lopez
Why does the Princess Beach thing trigger autists so much?
Parker Wilson
My Bridge gets HARD for my princess Fragile
Austin Collins
Is she American?
Michael Torres
as the matter of fact no i dont get it. Its so on the nose and blunt that it in fact makes me confused because nobody in his right mind would do something like this for no reason and i fail to see the reason.
Ian Perez
finner
David Watson
Can you imagine the towering intellect that figured out that names should be part of the story too?
Levi Roberts
James Gonzalez
the reason is very simple and obvious, it's a japanese man writing in english so shit is going to sound awkward
Luis Walker
How do I get Margaret Qualley as my GF?
Levi Powell
It's a very weird phenomenon. While trying to argue that Kojima isn't deep at all, they make the assumption that every single line in this game has to be some deep revelatory masterpiece of literature, instead of realising that siblings make stupid jokes at each other all the time and that the lines characters speak in a story do not have to be deep themselves in order for the story itself to say something.
It's just brainlets outing themselves and nothing more.
Matthew Hughes
it's a Japanese man obsessed with burger culture and this is his 10th work at least. In mgs 1-4 this shit was cool and fun because names were just their military code names which both made sense and was cool.This here? I don't understand
Camden Reyes
be this guy seriously how the fuck does he keep doing it?
Nathaniel Hernandez
but could he have consulted people, like say one of his many esteemed and talented hollywood friends, whether or not the english in his game sounds retarded as fuck?
Asher Fisher
Why would he consult people? This here is his vision, he doesnt care if you think its retarded.
Adrian Edwards
Jackson Sanders
I'm actually mad, he looks like a fucking crackhead
Brayden Price
His vision is to have weird engrish names for characters? Who likes this? To english speakers it sounds stupid, and to japs, it sounds like nothing because they dont understand it. Its retarded, and kojima isn't talented enough to be an auteur.
Connor Torres
he believes himself to be smart because he watches nolan movies
Nicholas Gomez
they both are you retard
Henry Jenkins
Why does Death Stranding make brainlets seethe so hard?
Jace Jones
Yes and I like it
Adrian King
It sounds fucking stupid even in context.
Jose Flores
Cocaine.
Austin Smith
gross
Oliver White
you shouldnt say things like that, it makes you look foolish
Colton Walker
Oh no I look foolish on mongolian throat singing forum help me!
Leo Nelson
>nobody in his right mind would do something like this for no reason and i fail to see the reason
instant character association
Matthew Bell
but she looks like cute closeted crackhead
he's just ugly AIDS-riddled crackhead sucking dicks behind Burger King for 5 bucks