I think this is one of the biggest cons to ever hit vidya

I think this is one of the biggest cons to ever hit vidya.

>dude, ass
>Ass
>dude polygons
>ass
>official twitter gives out porn of the character before release
>ass
>dude, ass...

Don't get me wrong, I like a fatty cellulite ass from a girl who's 30+, but 2bs ass is robotic, it's fake, it ain't real. It ain't soft. It's a piece of plastic. Even if it was soft and pliable, it's not organic. 2b's fake ass cannot compare to a homegrown real ass of a woman.

And no, I haven't played the game, one of my friends loves it and I told him how I feel about it being marketed as just "dude, ass" and he was sad and said he hates all those people, so I felt a bit validated.

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Fake is better than real

just admit you're gay

Why so mad?

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I'm not!

imagine being filtered by 2b's ass.

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The game is pretty shit and I cum to it more than I play it.

t. coomer

>And no, I haven't played the game, one of my friends loves it and I told him how I feel about it being marketed as just "dude, ass" and he was sad and said he hates all those people, so I felt a bit validated.
Why is søy milk dripping from my screen?

>I'm not!
>not!
>!

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>And no, I haven't played the game
then your opinion means shit

clown 2b
imagine

>>official twitter gives out porn of the character before release
????

Literally happened.

Robowaifus and artificial wombs will become the new bastion of civilization. Meanwhile, surrogacy.

all video game characters are fake you autist

link? if true thats based

dude, ass

>I felt validated so i made a forum post for more validation
That's what upvotes are for. I know just where you can get them.

Just lewd fanart. Not porn.

>giving out
When some faggots screeched at Yoko Taro about porn and other sexy hot images, he asked fans to compile an archive all fan made material and hentai images of 2B that were blowing up at release.

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Jokes on you she dies like halfway in and the twink is the real main character

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Based. Thanks, I actually had asked for spoilers so I wouldn't have to play this shit game but no one would ever post them since people only talked about her ass.

tl:dr lmao cuck

9s is even more overrated than 2b.

>you will never be crushed by 148.8kg of android ass
why live

I thought it was pretty much agreed that both 9S and 2B';s personalities sucked and A2 is the real protagonist by the end.

2bs ass is robotic, it's fake, it ain't real. It ain't soft. I
Taro literally confirmed that it's soft

> I told him how I feel about it being marketed as just "dude, ass"
that was never how the game was marketed
you sound like a retard who's only exposure to the game was Zig Forums shitpost threads or lewd twitter artists


nothing in the marketing material showed anything about 2B's ass.
all trailers were story+action focused shit like these
youtube.com/watch?v=wJxNhJ8fjFk
youtube.com/watch?v=ARHVKZ5K1b0
youtube.com/watch?v=LLCrzJdF8Z4
youtube.com/watch?v=mOQwMLWEJrg
youtube.com/watch?v=StXRi5zPPjk
youtube.com/watch?v=LLCrzJdF8Z4
youtube.com/watch?v=TULqXSuOqrg

Punished 9S>9S+2B>A2>9S>2B

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>Taro literally confirmed that it's soft
go outside.

You are you fucking gay or something?

is 2B's ass outside?
If not then fuck off

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>how I feel about it being marketed as just "dude, ass"
>Sequel to one of the best 7th gen games but with improved combat and something resembling a budget.
Sold.
They could have turned all the characters into papa Nier looking bastards and I wouldn't have cared.
Might actually have been better because then the threads would have been better without the coomers and without people like you saying
>you only like the game because of her ass!

its definitely not on your tran*y cave.

>t. Didn’t play the game
Kill yourself immediately.

>dude, it's so deep man, you just don't get it
t. played the game for her ass

Jokes on you I only liked the game for the soundtrack, dweeb.

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>you only like the game because of her ass!
>implying that's a bad thing

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>look mom I can use the subdivide tool in blender!!
cringe.

>getting assblasted over ass
Hormone balance off today or are you experiencing dysmorphia again?

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I don't remember it being that deep, still great though. I should play it again.

2b is perfection and a goddess worthy of worship.

Damn straight.

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>This board*
There, fixed, you can now go back to r*ddit, ah, you will never be a woman tho! Just thought I'd let you know!