Here's your roadmap bro

>have no interest in the game
>will never pay for it
>never play it
>but still mad about it existing
>talk about it on Zig Forums autistically
Explain this to me? What's wrong with you people?

Problem is they're still the only ones scratching this itch. If E:D was actually getting proper space legs with Odyssey then Star Citizen might have been fucked but it turned out that's not happening so they've still got that niche locked up tight.

we're not mad, we're mocking it.

user, the coffee machines you're talking about are ones which are literally coffee vending machines. That's a fucking professional barista coffee machine with steam valve and everything. Only coffee shops usually have those, and they are substantial investments. This company has not had a fucking industrial-grade professional coffee machine installed for a monthly fee. Why even post?

Speak for yourself.

I wish I had cashed in on the Kickstarter trend. So many people were scammed and those scam artists are now living living a life of luxury.

do you defend this game?

lmao.

So when is the game coming out? Wasn't it suppose to come out 2015 or something?

I hereby apologise for all the times I mocked fake player voice banter in gameplay demo's. Now I know how bad it can REALLY be.

does anyone even work in that "company" anymore?

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Why would a company pay to let someone else put his vending machines in their property?

Not that guy, but my company also one of these. It is provided BY THE COFFEE SUPPLIER so they can sell you espresso beans. We don't own it. It gets taken away if we change coffee suppliers or stop buying coffee. And yes, it has a nice steam valve and everything.

Haven't been in the office since March because of COVID, kind of miss making lattes all day long.

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nice.

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Are you pretending to be retarded or do you just not understand english?

Every office I've worked in had a proper professional coffee machine. Not some vending machine shit. The real thing. Same thing I used to have to work on when I was a barista for a living. One of the places I was there when the company first made the deal and a hell of a lot of people were legit excited to be getting a professional coffee machine in the office. It's a real thing. Maybe it's not a thing in really small offices. Everywhere I've worked had at least a couple of hundred employees.

>and a hell of a lot of people were legit excited to be getting a professional coffee machine in the office. It's a real thing.

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Why do people think crowdfunding is a good idea

who pays for a product that doesn't exist yet

Most businesses do not buy or rent a 13k espresso machine unless their business is selling coffee.
It's absolutely fucking overkill for an office, and just speaks to how they are playing around with money just for the sake of it

Does this game make you angry?

double lmao.

Post yfw you didn't back Scam Citizen

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vending machine coffee on a plastic cup and a professional coffee taste almost the exact fucking same

fucking retards

My office had a kettle and a fridge

So esl it is.

>low karma
why does reddit say this?

Imagine having to spend 1 hour making coffee at work on a monday morning
I'd rather have a better wage, thanks

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you asked why do Zig Forums discuss this game.

the answer is to make fun of it.
your rebuttals imply you're a fan of this scam and is bothered by so many threads mocking it.

Imagine being a retard that can’t press 2 buttons and count to 2 seconds to aerate milk for a latte and 8 seconds for a cappuccino. Then again you posted a frog so
t. Barista

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That's my cunt flag :)

>everyone is the same person, btw yes I'm esl
okay?

No fucking way. I don't even like coffee much but there is a very noticeable difference between instant shit and real coffee. Unless you're the type of fucking idiot that puts milk in your coffee, I guess.

Office monkeys aren't going to know or care about the difference between a kueregg cup of coffee and a 13k espresso machine coffee.
In fact they would probably prefer the office spent the money on a couple keuregg machines because they spit out a cup within a minute, and then put that other 12.7k to a better use

why does it bother you we make fun of this scam?

There are vending machines that have grinders in them, but are more expensive.

>redditors defended the people in that picture to death
>they still try to have wholesome 100 chungus posts with screenshots like this
Mentally ill

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>esl still can't follow the chain of posts
>esl still responds anyway
Why?

why do u posted:

meant for

It's fun and breaks up the workday. It's a good place to chat with people or bond with new employees.

My office had a commercial Starbucks and Caribou coffee dispenser. Shots, lattes, cappuccinos, americanos, Mocha/Vanilla/Caramel and hot chocolate options and you could replace the Caribou/Starbucks beans with anything you really wanted to. It's the only thing I miss about working at the office.

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sorry meant for.

I fell for the kickstarter meme and I am still sad.

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>It's fun and breaks up the workday. It's a good place to chat with people or bond with new employees.

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meant for

That sounds like a particularly fancy coffee machine if it's automated execution of the entire process done properly. Probably even more expensive than

you do know thats their entire shtick right? all of their videos is them pretending and fucking around in games

Could it make iced coffee? If so I'd be pounding them back all day

Hell yeah dude. We even had the best ice.

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anti-Semite