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on a scale of super mario bros to mario kart tour, how old are you?
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Christopher Morales
James Bennett
>Super Mario Bros.
>1987
Jeremiah Sullivan
rip, super mario bros 2
Mason Gutierrez
Super Mario All-Stars
Anthony Green
UK site so it's using the EU release year
William Adams
SMW
Tyler Morgan
The realization that I've lived 1/4th of my expected lifespan already keeps me up at night. Especially since for the last 20 years of my life I'll be old and decrepit anyway. So really it's like I've wasted 1/3 of my life. How the fuck do I turn this around, bros?
>just smoke weed and play games lmao
No. I want to be successful and ensure my future bloodline is taken care of
Colton Bennett
>Super Mario Bros. 2
>1989
Nice, good times.
Aaron Diaz
I am Super Mario Bros Deluxe years old
Luke Watson
Super Mario Land boomer
Elijah Hughes
Josiah Young
I'm Super Mario Bros. 2 years old.
Josiah Adams
Success in life is being happy with what you're doing. Having a well paying job is pointless if you're not enjoying yourself. Keep that in mind.
Isaac Gomez
same as you op
Hudson Myers
Fair point. I hate my current job so step 1 would be find something else I guess. Kinda hard these days with corona though
Cameron James
86
Jace Harris
It ticks me off that this timeline stops at 1987 desu. I know Super Mario Bros was iconic, but they're ignoring 6 years of Mario's history.
Leo Reed
Holy shit, I'm older than Super Mario Bros. 3?
That technically means that I predate video games being good. I saw this medium go from nothing to everything.
Jace Baker
Probably because it's the 35th anniversary of Super Mario Bros, not Mario Bros./Donkey Kong/etc.
Ethan Jones
I'm super mario bros 3 old...
Carson Baker
Am I missing something here? Why is this off by a year?
Jace Phillips
Ayden Hill
Welp...
Jose Jenkins
Released in 97 in Europe and it's the UK site.
Henry Roberts
I can't believe it...
Joshua Baker
Find something you want to accomplish and grind. There is nothing else. No secrets. It’s hard but that’s why most don’t do it
Ethan Carter
bretty good
Zachary James
i thought mario was a launch title for the 64
Isaac Nelson
Christopher Walker
>being born the year of a remake of a remake
Meanwhile super Mario all stars was the first vidya game I owned.
Hunter Gray
This timeline is retarded. SMB3 came out on October 23, 1988. Yuropoors had to wait 3 years for a game? lol
Jace Collins
fucking zoomers
Chase Howard
wtf my image didn't show
Levi Howard
>tfw I've owned every nintendo console at one point
I was born in 96, and the only Mario games I've played are Super Mario Advance 2 and Mario Kart DS. I can't remember if I've played Mario Party before. I did pre-order 3D All Stars though, so I'll get whatever I was missing out on.
Tyler Perry
So does this mean only the platformers and kart games are considered "canon"?
Leo Torres
>born 97
>mario 64 was one of the first games I ever played
>vividly remember begging for a gamecube and getting it for christmas so I could play sunshine because of it
what dumbfuck oomer label do I fall under