Wario is FAT

Wario is FAT

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>waluigi will star in his own Tim Burton film before he gets his own fucking game

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Waluigi is NTFS

Like clockwork, every character is more interesting then Mario.

inb4 someone tells me Wario is literally made for BBC

Would you whip and whap with thicc booty Waria?

I want a cute boyfriend like prince peach

>Prince peach and prince daisy don't have mustaches OR mario/luigi/wario/waluigi don't retain their mustaches despite being women
Yawn. A little facial hair goes a long way, you know.

>callback to Luigi's canonically striped socks in Mario&Luigi
soul

I'm actually fine with these designs, way better than:
>just the male character with longer hair and a skirt.

>actually posting the fixed version
uh.. based?

>Not wanting prince Rosalino

Wario doesn't work as a hole.

Fat foids are utter failures in a way that a man can't match. Except maybe if he was truly deformed, like a downie or one of those clinical dwarfs

>he doesn’t like old hag or pig archetypes

They work great in comedy the problem is modern feminists trying to pretend such characters are normal or attractive.

>Doesn't like women who wear hats
Just go start sucking random dicks on the street if you're gonna be this gay.

They don't work as protagonists.
Wario is likeable. People want him to win.
A fat vagina on legs is a load of waste. Only the mentally damaged cheer for fat females.

Wario and Waluigi look like failed trannies.

>Wario’s personality can’t work on a female

You’ve never been to a college campus in the past five years.

It's just the noses

Here's Waria.

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Waluigi is EXT3.

this is not Waria,
This is Waria.

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>all protagonists are heroes

Anything can be done by a competent creator. But few of those exist in the West these days.

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That's Waría, mongoloid

I dunno, If the fat vagina on legs was also super muscular I'd definitly cheer for her

Not an argument against what I said.
I said it can't WORK, not that it can't be done.

You can have a traumatized pitbull as a pet for a child. Just that it won't really work as a pet.

>Wario is likeable
>People want him to win

What? No. I want Wario to lose. He's a fat, loud, ugly, annoying shithead. Being around someone like that is the worst. But PLAYING AS THAT PERSON is the best. I don't want Wario to win, I just want him to fuck shit up. Whether or not he wins is irrelevant to me.

What a retard.

>waluigi will star in his own Tim Burton film before he gets his own fucking game
Say WHAAAAAAT?

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It's the head shapes, for me personally.

This thread stinks of Tranny

Alright which one would you fuck

Luigi best girl