Your dad walks in

Dad what the fuck are you doing in my house at 1 in the morning? Did something happen!?

Is your favourite vidya serie still dead son?

Too bad he turned out to be wrong. Anyone who plays cringy jap garbage is a fag or tranny.

>dad literally walks in once
>"damn, I wish your mother had tits like that"

thanks dad

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About 10 years ago, he saw my lesbo porn and immediately started reciting a widely known lewd poem about lesbians.

Best girl for sure.

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My father collects 70s titty comics from Mexico.

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My dad bought an Xbone and he keeps talking to me about how 2B and Bayonetta have fat asses.

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Is that why you're deranged

2B is understandable but bayo just looks fucking weird

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>be a fag
>play games with cute girls in them
makes sense

Fpbp

OP, you got rekt by the first post, get a life and delete the thread before anyone see it

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This whole series is a "dad walks in" moment

Basado

I want to sniff those legs.

>THAT'S MY CHARACTER, I'M THE TRASHMAN

I wish my dad was still alive.

is this Re:Newal?

Estival Versus.

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This, real men only play western games where you suck off guys or recruit trans disabled people

>dad walks in
>he smiles at you
>you can see the sadness in his eyes
>pats your shoulder
>"you should try getting a girlfriend son, you are a great guy any girl would be lucky to date you"
>looks back at the screen
>smiles again at you
>leaves
Im sorry im a loser dad. I know you want what's best for me. I wish i was better.

My Dad hasn't walked in on me doing anything ever since he went to prison when I was 4 for murdering my baby sister.

That’s my boy.

that's arguably even less gay, because you will be looking at your character throughout the whole game. if there is a third-person view in the game.

I mean he used to play DoA2 on the Dreamcast when he was like 37+, granted DoA wasn't as coomer back then, probably he'll give me a strange look but accept it.

Fuckin chad

>son walks in

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>he starts fapping with me
I honestly rather he just thought I was gay then.

>tfw my dad plays nier automata and got the infamous trophy, you know the one.

The absolute state of current year