Be me

Don't fall for numbers and TERAFLOPS but buy the system with actual games, which as it stands now seems to be PS5
A system is only as good as its games

*pinches tummy* haha nothing personnel, bitch.

Is this that Brazilian chick with the really weird plastic surgery face that always obviously shoops her pics to make it seem like she has no ribs?

Hey, Mario. Is coffee good for you

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build a decent pc and skip this gen

All women are whores and properties.

Buy Xbox and get game pass, problem solved

Jury is still out. No compelling science on anything negative beyond it tanking DHEA levels after age 40ish and on the positive front there's a growing body suggesting Alzheimers protective properties.

good hands for powerful hand jobs

Except it's been linked to significantly lower risks of several debilitating neurological disorders, like dementia, Alzheimer's, and Parkinson's.

>I don't want to support censorship trannies.
You literally do stupid faggot

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I think so

>I don't know what "censorship" means, because I'm a fucking idiot.
OK.

This thread is embarrassing

It is. She has nice boobs. And a birthmark on her aereola that I find really endearing.

Build a PC

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Either way, you will remain a virgin. Lmao.

This.

Did the same thing. There is no going back and you start to wonder why you didn't do it sooner.

PC. There's no BC for PS5, so your game library is getting left behind anyways.

have sex

I've had sex. I've had a gf. I don't recommend it. Not because it isn't nice, but because it's so much worse knowing what you're missing and knowing you'll never get to experience it again.

GAAAAAHH THIS COFFEE TASTES VILE

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this, wish i still were a virgin

Buy the Xbox. It's not like backwards compatibility is a thing for Sony, so just keep your PS4 if you want to play the stuff you already own.

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This is a good point to. PC would have more backward compatibility since PS1 and PSP emulate really well, PS2 is good, and even some PS3 works well enough. No PS4, but keep that one around for Bloodbourne and whatever else is on it I guess.

I agree, never mind

>bought tons of content on a platform that doesn't scale with hardware and has no retrocompatibility

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>make male character
>call it trans
Are they actually this delusional?

Buy a fucking xbox or make the smart move and invest in a PC. A well built PC will last you two generations and will always play and look better.

At least they don't pointlessly censor their games.

Not him, but same. I've invalidated my PS4 pro, everything plays so much better on it and working in Unity is a breeze now.

I'm suddenly happier that I'm a wizard.

I like both. I also like it bloated with food so you can rub it

Her belly button, my tongue pines for it.

tummys are so sexy

FEEL NO SHAME ABOUT SHAPE