Fix the Wolfenstein series in 5 words or less

Protagonist joins the Nazi party.

Get rid of Swede devs

More gameplay and less cutscenes.

Nazis are the good guys

Gameplay more Doom less hitscan.

rtcw mp re-release with only asset upgrades leave the code alone

More Nazis to kill brutally

Is that why most of the deaths are in lib shitholes?

Burn and bury it now.

>Mecha Hitler boss
>Make game have a lot more arena based fights
>More focus on protagonist and not all of these shit side characters
>Literally New Blood with different twists in gameplay

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I liked the "slushy" gore of that game.
The way shooting someone in the face would just remove all facial features.
It made it look as if a jar of strawberry marmalade blew up straight in their face.

You shoot the bad guys cooler

>Wolf game
Return to Castle Wolfenstein is the highlight of the series. Nearly flawless in its atmosphere and mission diversity, plus one of the greatest online FPS ever.
>mission
Either the Assault Airbase from RTCW or the Farm infiltration from Wolf 09' when you break into the farmhouse, head down some ladders and elevators, and it just opens up into this amazing sprawling underground base. Breathtaking levels, the both of them.
>weapon
Venom, hands down.
>voice line
I'M A SOLDIER

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>"""lib shitholes""" hold the majority of population
was it autism?

Enemy and weapon diversity.

Sorry, OP. Can't do it.
I need 14 words.

Nice damage control, by which I mean you're a retard. Don't bother replying, I've seen enough to know you can't be reasoned with.

Go back to RTCW

Rooty tooty point and shooty

play as the nazis

Slowly I began to hate

Nazis are good guys

Focus on ultra-violence and the occult during wartime instead of story-time about the Nazis during wartime.

The only reason the Nazis were chosen in the first place was because it's a universally hated variant of human. STILL IS. Trying to elaborate just plunged the series into a cringe zone that will take decades to crawl out of.

The series can't be saved with the current devs anyway. They are all fresh-out-of-college idealists high on their own farts and WOLFENSTEIN IS FOR MAKING A DIFFERENCE NOW, BIGOT. It's pathetic in the most textbook sense of the word.

The Elder protocols of Zion

Third person stalag Nazi protagonist

Big fat anime nazi titties

Get rid of the dumbfuck sjw power fantasty and the faggy deconstruction of masculinity of the protag. The first one wasn't bad aside from "back home you were the nazis to us" and the autistic twins. My god are progressives too retarded to understand human interaction

winrar

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Stories more like New Order.

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No cutscenes, more guns

Final Boss: Buff as fuck Mecha Hitler, where after you beat his mech form you have to fist fight him while an orchestral reprise of this plays:
youtube.com/watch?v=e-3IXOELMeI

Yes, also Florida, Georgia, Iowa, and Texas are now "lib"

no more nigresses or jews

Make Nazis the Good Guys

Stop killing the good guys

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Floridaman here.
The more north you get, the more it's filled with degenerate rednecks. The dividing line is I4.

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/thread

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Back to the basics period

I JUST WANNA KILL HITLER MAN

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Kill more white male Nazis

Hitler bleaches nigger wombs indefinitely
Jews get what they deserve
No more art college shenanigans
Total war against Judeas lackeys
Zig Forums was right once more
The Japanese are honorary aryans
Niggers are dumb not opressed
Denzel Washington gets a pass
Gas chambers no longer hoax
Snoys get genocided because gay
Pc master race eugenics program
Xbox fandom gets delousing treatment

haha blowjob

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Alien nazis from outer space

5 WORDS?
IT'S VERY SIMPLE:

WORLD WAR TWO
OCCULT NAZIS

TOO COMPLEX FOR THE 2020 LEFTIST THOUGH

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You shoot Nazi ghosts again