Zoomers will never know the feeling of unboxing their very own super nintendo on christmas morning

sad boner bro

Don't use third person to talk about yourself retard

If you fantasize about "teenage love" as an adult you are a genuine fuckin loser.

I've never seen this level of projection in my entire life.

Zoomer, shut the fuck up.

For me it’s the mid 00s.

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>unboxing multiple pc parts is more satisfying
what a soulless opinion

>27
>zoomer
Ok

>Instead they know the feeling of undressing 13 year old girls while they are 13 year old themselves and have hot zoomer sex thanks to social media, ticktock and sexual liberation
I didn't have pubes until 13. Couldn't even cum til 14. What joy would sex have been?

The beginning of the end. Sucks for you.

I don't fantasize about it, I just accept that I lost, I never experienced teenage love, my little brothers did. My sex drive is not as strong as it was during puberty, that is the best years for sexual exploration and sexual activity, your body is super charged and young. I never experienced it and never will experience it, I missed out on a crucial part of my life, it is over. Many people from my generation and the previous generations didn't, because of social stigma, yet the zoomers enjoy it. Zoomers enjoy their lives and experience a bigger portion of human experiences, people who hate on zoomers are jealous, jealous that they missed out, jealous that they will die earlier than zoomers and miss out on the future technologies and innovations, it is sad. Accept it, it is over.

That was me as well. Next year got a 486 PC.

unboxing games was the most satisfying of all actually but physical kinda dead
don't really care if it's soulless, i married a ginger

they can unbox ps4s, which are way better than this ancient garbage nobody remembers

Yeah, you are.
Imagine giving a single fuck about the opinions of someone born in the fucking 90's. You don't even know your ass from your head.

>wah muh childhood was the best
Imagine being a deluded old fuck lmao

>Many people from my generation and the previous generations didn't, because of social stigma
Don't tell me you actually believe this. Either way you're a loser for caring so much.

>for taking my copy of Donkey Kong Country 2 back to the store because I had enough games already.

Spoiler alert: they spent the money on booze.

That's nonsense. Virginity and sexlessness have never been higher. Social media has made picking up girls almost impossible for the majority.

Keep seething then, boomer, *nobody* gives a fuck about your opinion

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They hated him, for he spoke the truth.

Cope more. Sexual "immorality" wasn't normalized in our time, we didn't have ticktock or social media in the palm of our hands via smartphones, you don't know what wonderous joy and adventerous sexual liberation and exploration zoomers enjoy. Zoomers are getting laid left and right at a young age, experiencing teenage love. People like me missed out on that and will never be able to experience it, the time for that is gone, we failed as human beings, one shot at life and we didn't experience it to the fullest, it is over.

They just unbox their Xbox Series X or PS5 instead? I don't get it

I have a similar picture. December 24, 1992. With Street Fighter 2 :)

>doesn't deny being retarded
hahaha, at least you know.

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My dad let me buy one extra game for SNES at launch, I looked at the boxes and chose the most appealing one.

That was Zelda A Link to the Past. Imagine my luck.

>sexual liberation
That's from like the 60s and 70s. Even the 80s under a conservative Regan government things were the same.

Lmao no one cares grandpa. Go outside and get a life loser

I'm 34 and there was plenty of "sexual liberation" shit online when I was a teenager what the fuck are you all on about

Had a similar story with the PS1. They told me hey, choose a game to take with you. I didn't know shit and just grabbed a random one that looked cool and it ended up being Megaman X4. I didn't even care that it wasn't 3D, that was one of the best nights ever, I ended up staying up so late I literally overslept and missed school, so I had a whole afternoon to play.

Fuck, the memories. Thank you user.

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>Be 8
>Mom and dad buy sega genesis with Sonic 1,2, Alex Kidd, Strider and battletoads double dragon
>Frequently go to comfy video game stores (and sometimes even comfier rental stores) to buy new games
>Back from school, play some fatal fury 2, read manual to learn how to do the special moves
>Do first fatality on Mortal Kombat 2, best day of my life

>A few years later, be 10
>Parents buy PS1
>Play spyro 1,2,3 Crash Bandicoot,1,2,3, Syphon Filter, Jersey Devil, Resident Evil 2 and 3
>Dad knows that I love playing Tekken 3 at the arcades, buys me tekken 3 on PS1
>Best day of my life
>Play many more soulful games
>Parents buy video game magazines (don't remember the names,I think it was PSM), play demo discs
>Head out to the rental store with cousins to rent some obscure street fighter games (the EX series)

>Parents buy PS2 for christmas, be around 11.
>Red Faction, Spider Man, MGS2
>Parents buy GTAIII when it comes out, eventually let me play it.
>Go to the convenience store to steal cheat codes from magazines
>Play some more demo discs, loved that
>Spend hours playing GTA games with friends

>Be 15, PS3 comes out. Now everything is soulless

Say what you want zoomies but you'll never know that feel. You have never known that amazing era when everything felt comfy and peaceful. When we went to rental stores with our parents, saw the latest PS1 games, rented a few ones along with a cheesy 90's movie.

Enjoy your soulless digital era cunts.

Nice shota on the pic BTW, would lick feet.

Picking up girls in the late 90's chat rooms was like shooting fish in a barrel. It was still easy in the IRC days. Nowadays zoomers can't get a date if their life depended on it.

Nope, they are only happier because they don't have realized yet that they had sex because they are depraved and not because of love/sexual desire. But when they do, their smile will quickly fade away.

it's just 90's babies role playing as usual. They think they're not zoomers.

>consuming prodcuts and posting on the internet are the highlights of your life
What a sad existence all of you have, jesus christ.

>MUH DICK

And to no one's surprise, zoomers are no better than niggers.

Mid 2000s was the beginning of the end. That's when everything went to shit. All of your good memories were the scraps from the 90s

It not fair bros.. Why did everything have to good to shit after 9/11. FUCK MAN

Not talking about women, I am talking about young teens, their sexual liberation came with social media and ticktock. I've always told the truth to my little brothers from a young age and given them solid advice, we have a good bond, they trust me and have shown me things on their phones with their classmates that you wouldn't believe. I encourage and praise them while telling them to keep it safe, but later when I am alone on my own I break down and cry for hours, I never experienced these wild and adventurous teenage sex and love that they take for granted, I missed out on life, I will never be able to experience it, potential wasted and gone. Time is cruel, nature is cruel, the law of causality is cruel. It is over for me.

In the nineties we used to actually walk into a newspaper store (in my country), sweat bullets as we would buy the latest Playboy. Then we'd hide it in our room and jack off and ejaculate on the centerfold.

>>Be 15, PS3 comes out. Now everything is soulless
It's because you grew up, stop playing games and have kids grandpa

20/80 rule

they probably had the same experience unboxing their ps2 you nostalgia fag

Society made us this way. Years of rejection by peers.

You seem like a bit of a pervert.

They unboxed nintendo labo instead

No, games became shitty and action-focused with piss and blueberry filters. PS4 is much better even though inferior to PS1 and 2.

>zoomers will never know the feeling of owning something

am a zoomzoom but i know that feel, except sega genesis

You made yourself this way, society did nothing.

>society did nothing

>mid 00s
>has a dreamcast, old consoles like and/or NES and SNES, Arcade Stick, some box with GC or GB shit
This is a mix of both decades and pretty based.

Cope more.

>not molesting your little brothers and ensuring they will never have any meaningful sexual relations ever
dude you fucked up