Post the most retarded video game plot youve ever played through

? The plot makes sense, it's just underwhelming.
Sticker Star

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>derrr I didn't play the other game so I dont know what's going
>WHY DOESN'T IT MAKE SENSE GUYS, NO I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY THE OTHER GAMES WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT? DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

VOCAL CORD PARASITES was just too stupid for me in a franchise known for being stupid.

There's no way this is an unironic question, right? Just in case it isn't, imagine Nomura trying to wrap up like 15 games worth of dangly-ass plot points with the efficiency of an easily bored child. It did not turn out well, even if I enjoy the game moderately.

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Kingdom Hearts, both as individual games and the series as a whole.

It's literally fan fiction that the writers make up as they go.

Are you okay?

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How are you this late to THAT much of a shitshow user

I remember when this scene made excited as a kid
Good thing that had absolutely no effect on me as I got older. Haha.

TLOU2

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Girls think they know the thicc that boys want, but this is the real THICC

Yes. KH3 is way worse than KH2, both as a game and in terms of the plot.

Each KH game is more retarded than the last because each game makes up more bullshit that makes things more and more absurd and nonsensical.

Based

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You haven't played many video games if that comes anywhere near the dumbest video game story you've ever experienced.

WoW: TBC
somehow even worse story than WoD

Just gonna say FFXIII for now.
A super sentient creature enlist you in a plot to commit mass suicide alongside the humans they stockpiled in the hopes of bringing back their god.
I think that was it? maybe? the overarching plot anyhow.

Daemon ex machina

>not the metallic archae formed from super organisms

good example

Trust me, I've played plenty. I haven't played many that fall quite so flat on their face. Not only does the game try its hardest to make you hate and, subsequently, not care about its protagonists; but it also doesn't even let you have closure and just cancels the story right at the climax.

FFXIV is so frustrating because it's one of those stories where plot only occurs because the characters involved are brainless and never think things through. There's nothing fun about watching idiot fuck up and then just get saved at the finish line by a nebulous deus ex machina.

there is no way kingdom hearts fans arent neets

PSO2

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Motherfucker, I forgot all about that nonsense. It's surprising to me how much I like Death Strading after the award-winning raspberry that was PP, unpopular opinion as that may be in the hivemind

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Megaman Battle Network 4
>"Megaman we gotta win this tournament"
>"Lan that gay guy reversed my controls fuck"
or
>"Lan that russian guy reversed the earth's climate"
then after doing that 10 times
>"Oh yeah there was a meteor and you have to stop it, get in the helicopter"

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Sonic Forces.
>ooh theres a new villain who beats Sonic
>he's actually just a crook who was given a mindfucking rock by Eggman
>sonic breaks free 4 stages later
>all the heroes band together to fight Eggman
>they just sit there and wait for Sonic to do everything
>all the villains are there too
>they don't do anything in the plot and you only flight half of them.
I could go on

>So like, bro, what if there are invisible threads and shi, like, you can communicate telepathically or smthing.

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I remember a little bit after finding out about the twist I listened to Sins of the Father. I got to the "WORDS THAT KILL" part and I just burst out into pure maniacal laughter.

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Heavy Rain

Gods I want to fuck Lola so bad.

Does Earthworm Jim 2 count?

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>as a game
Not after ReMind. KH2 is more fun in general, but ReMind's bosses are as close to perfection as action RPGs have gotten. Blow all end-game KH2 content outta the water.

I forgot mention that part of their plan involved a exploiting a loop hole in their own design since they can't order their recruits to help them commit suicide so they send the group of misfits with personal issues to earth in order to get swole and they figure that'd would piss them off enough to then come back up and assist in the suicide unknowingly.

Kingdom Hearts suffers in its storytelling because there’s no consistency to how its rules work.

>give people missions
>don't tell them what those mission are
>just give them a disjointed vision and hope that they piece it together on their own
>send robot to murder them if they don't
>also add time limit to the missions for absolutely no fucking reason

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Yes, and especially yes because Earthworm Jim 3D exists too.

i never understood why he became a salamander, is there a missing context?

I enjoyed it until I realized the boostrap, and all of that initial enjoyment quickly turned to resentment
I feel like I wasted my time

Tales of Graces

Umineko
I enjoyed it though

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Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Any 3 of them, but Conquest the most.
>Hey guys, our father is actually a monster, but I can't prove it because I just saw the one flimsy piece of evidence get smashed without reacting at all, in a realm that kills you if you mention it while outside. The only way I can prove it to you is if we sweep through the neighboring country, bringing untold death, destruction, and misery wherever we go, just for the possibility that he might sit on the throne of said kingdom, because the throne reveals the true form of whoever sits on it for some reason. Now excuse me while I fuck my cousin and hope that she doesn't die in the near future because she sang a forbidden song, leaving me behind with two children that we threw in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, so they are actually grown up even though she gave birth to them a few weeks ago.

Fire Emblem Fates. Conquest, especially.
The writing insults the player; no other way to look at it.
Coupled with liberties taken by the localization team it just gets poorer.

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Most of the main pokemon games have a completely retarded plot
Like gen 3
>duuude I want to expanded the ocean because I love the sea

Exodus would have an alright story, if it wasn't for the beginning events.
There's a big conspiracy in place and the sheer nonsensical logistics of it turns the entire setting retarded.

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Well from I’m told death stranding is just gods and afterlife shenanigans. The president mentions kah and other Egypt like afterlife terms at one point, so the fiction is just tied to mythology. Phantom pain tries to be all body horror and super natural but again falls for Kojimas mgs2 “aha” moments of explaining away supernatural stuff as nature being taken to extreme levels of lab testing, with mantis still being the only actual supernatural talent in the series(outside fortune). PhantomP even explained that the cobra unit was just infected with parasites, all this explaining away of “well actually with science this can theoretically occur!” things just brings the game down hard.

I thought kirby robobots ending was really bad. It would've been more impactful if she was an android made by haltmann, but as it goes in the game she just fucks her dad over for literally no reason instead of stating that she's his daughter. It just seems like a mess and the reasoning was incoherent.

OP asked for retarded plots, not for ones that didn’t make sense

The first one was fine. 2 was wrapped up nicely and it should have ended there