This summer..
This summer
Jose Foster
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Dylan Robinson
TWO PLUMBERS
Jason Myers
ENTER A WORLLD
Camden Kelly
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite plumber...
>is coming to the big screen
>cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler What a bummer!
>Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to wake up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?"
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?"
>Peach kicks him in the balls
>"AAAAA My fire balls!"
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!"
>this summer is going to be
>montage of slap stick
>bowser twerking
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending
>toad doing a head spin
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.
Aiden Lee
ONE CUP
Joshua Smith
"Hey Luigi, it's me your brother..."
Alexander Reed
>>bowser twerking
Would likely be flossing or doing some Fortnite dance now
Ian Ramirez
Someone post the vocaroo
Parker Powell
STARRING SARAH SILVERMAN
Levi Thomas
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P-DIDDY
Asher Wilson
This is so accurate I'm not convinced it isn't a leak
Ian Gomez
POST IT
Brayden Nelson
the people behind these movies are so out of touch it would be more accurate now then back when this copypasta was made
Isaiah Ward
>There is a vocaroo
Nicholas Allen
If this isn't kino I don't know what is
Brayden Morgan
i fucking clapped
Lucas Ramirez
The greatest pasta of all time.
John Lee
Mario
>voiced by aziz ansari
dammit that's good
Chase Reyes
They'd need to replace the Ke$ha song though. She's on the no no list of celebrities that pissed of the wrong big nose producer.
Kayden Taylor
Imagining Aziz Ansari attempting an italian accent is shipping my sides to Israel.
Bentley Russell
Isaiah Richardson
i wish keshas tik tok went on for a little longer.
John Campbell
You do this on your own free time? Maybe Nintendo should make it paid time if you know what I mean.
Lucas Campbell
Needs more "whoosh" zoom sounds for a low-attention span audience
Liam Jenkins
You mean to say that you think that....NINTENDO....should HIRE...THIS MAN
Jace Garcia
I think that Nintendo should hire everyone's dad to make it fair for all the kids.
James Murphy
they wouldn't ask him to do an accent, just his little hyper rodent voice
Andrew Jackson
This will be graphics in 2012
Gabriel Rogers
I want psychicpebbles to voice Mario.
His voice is far more appealing than Ansari
Sebastian James
BRAVO NOLAN
Zachary King
>this summer
>nintendo
>hires
>one man
>*employee played by steve carell emerges from elevator carrying a box of equipment* “HELLO NINTENDOOOOO!!!!”
>*everyone looks at him*
>”im just gonna set up my stuff right here”........
>*places box on desk, accidently knocks computer over*
>*silence*
>”this is awkward......”
>party rock anthem plays
>universal pictures
>illumination enterainment
>nintendo logo
>reggie played by the rock: “we’ve given you one task. to save nintendo”
>”how am i supposed to do that? i dont even speak japanese, and youre asking me to create the next big game?”
>*montage of care struggling to interact with japanese workers*
>cut back to the rock “youre our best shot. if anyone can get it done its you”
>*cuts to carell playing tetris on gameboy* im sorry what?
>reggie *sigh, facepalm*
>cuts back to more montage of carell working “i just dont know if i can do it. im a hack, all i do is use unreal engine assets. im no shigiru miyamoto!”
>*japanese love interest* i know you can do this. maybe some of the other men dont believe in you, but theres something special about you
>*montage of carell acting strange
>shigiru miyamoto appears, talks in racist accent “WEA REED YOU TO HRAVE GAME DONE BY DECEMEBER”
>wait i need to have this game done in TWO MONTHS!?!??
>THIS SUMMER
>*montage of him partying in tokyo*
>ITS GONNA GET
>A LITTLE CRAZY
>*cuts to carell drunk at sushi bar* i BURP pooted *falls over, chef facepalms*
>NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
>October 22
Ethan Gutierrez
>luigi look at this beautiful little princess character