"If, as Roger Ebert said, movies are a machine that generates empathy, then Spelunky 2, even more so than the original, is a machine for generating surprise. And, inevitably, its close cousin: delight."
You're buying it right?
"If, as Roger Ebert said, movies are a machine that generates empathy, then Spelunky 2, even more so than the original...
Xavier Davis
Ethan Brooks
>female MC
no thanks :)
Ayden Perry
>tumblr nose
Yikes and dropped.
Ayden Hernandez
Where is the original protagonist? I would buy it if he was still there.
Landon Bell
He died, so his daughter went to the moon.
Cooper Rodriguez
pathetic, your loss
Aaron Foster
Dilate.
Eli Gutierrez
I really hope we get old man Spelunky Guy as an unlockable character.
Jaxon Sullivan
anymore buzzwords you got? seethe? cope? tranny?
Owen Walker
damn right i'm buying it
Asher Parker
Looks like shit desu. They ruined the art design in the remake and destroyed it with this sequel. I've already put hundreds of hours into Spelunky, not sure what a sequel could even offer that the original doesn't pull off perfectly fine
Joseph Reed
What a fucking pretentious way of saying you like a game
Sebastian Ramirez
You just killed any desire I had for this game
Camden Hughes
Have sex.
Isaac Reyes
Yes but on steam.
Gabriel Jones
there ya go, GOT EEM
Carson Perry
Not dead, he went missing, that's why his daughter is on the moon. Buy the game now, faggot.
Jaxon Adams
Day one for me
Jason Clark
No. I just want to play as the original MC. The girl can go and choke on a cock as far as I'm concerned.
James Hughes
SEETHING
Ryder Stewart
OH HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE OTHER WORD!!
Adam King
>movie analogy
kys snoy
Ryan Miller
Stay mad, incels.
Xavier Walker
I don't see the need for a sequel
Grayson Jenkins
You seem affected by his choice of words
Kayden Bell
>not on switch
Literally what the fuck were they thinking. Not buying it
Bentley Hall
sony paid for console exclusivity or they're a small studio and can only focus on so many platforms
Carter Carter
Northernlion got access early and posted a video.
Chase Cox
Just finished hell on spelunky hd for the l as st time. I am ready
Noah Ross
Nah it's definitely timed exclusive. Blitworks can bang out releases for every console.
Mason Gonzalez
Wtf is Spelunky, i always ignored this shit
Mason Perez
Northernlion is the best