Imagine if you were stuck here for a month

is that a girl

Why would I waste a vacation in paradise playing video games?

Probably dig a hole, and the hole would have water at the bottom, and that would be cool.

Civ IV

Hopefully I'd use that chance to get out of my head and away from escapist fantasy and just embrace being present in my body. Swimming, fishing, tool making, primitive art, etc. But if I must play a game... Donkey Kong Country 2.

minecrap

None, there is no electricity, no food, no water, you'd be dead in a few days if you don't get rescued.

As if you're going to have the time to play, you have to feed yourself first.
Good luck.

i wouldnt play video games because deserted islands dont have electricity. maybe i could get like two hours out of the switch before it shuts down. i guess i'd play some picross since thats the only game i have downloaded on the switch. if i were on that island, id focus on surviving and building a shelter.

You have foliage, wood, and a source of open water. All you have to worry about is how you're going to boil water and if you're good enough to spear a mackerel.

fallout

>No electricity or Internet
I dunno id probably bring a GBA and play some comfy JRPGs.

You can get fish from the sea, and possibly some kind of fruits from the island flora. And you can make drinkable water from the ocean if you've got fire, a sheet of plastic, and a container to collect it in.

If i was stranded on a tiny ass island videogames would be the last of my worries

think i would be a little busy just trying to survive by fishing, making some form of hut to live in, and how the fuck I would get any fucking fresh water at all on a little tiny sandy desert island.

You would probably die from dehydration on a rock like that within a few days. There's just no drinkable water.

i'd try to suck my own dick

Die due to dehydration.

the lying totally naked spread eagle jerking off on the beach game

Kingdom Hearts 1. Except I never leave destiny island.

Terraria.

>just drink the ocean bro

>coconut water
>shade
>shallow water to catch crabs, clams, snails, etc.

if you had any desire to live you could manage to survive for a while. barring some illness or serious injury

Kill drowning nigger

you can do that right now faggot

tropics have constant rainfall and plenty of large leaves to catch rainwater, only an idiot would fail to hydrate enough

just boil the salt water

i used to be able to but now i'm too chubby