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Nah, total war is slow and boring.

If its Warhammer, then yes you may be retarded

stop being a retard

I was in the same situation with CK2. But CK3 is very entertaining for me for some reason.

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Something similar happened with EU4, except it was because I kept getting angry over how retarded and random everything was. Random is fine, as long as there's something to it. But EU4 just peaks in once in a while and says
>the dice say you're due in for a prize, Congratulations!
or
>RNG says fuck you, please enjoy this courtesy foot up your ass
And that's one thing, but everything in the game is based on some rule of three bullshit. You need x number of allies, y number of enemies etc.
Fuck EU4. Too bad I love the era. There's always EU3 and For the Glory (EU2).

I got 150 hours into it already.

The goal isnt to take over the whole world. I suggest starting as Alfred in 867, the tool tip says hard but its one of the best starts. Dont help your brothers in their war, instead just declare war on Leon to the south, take over that one county. Then wait for your brother to die in his wars(he will) then you get a good chunk of southern england for free. From there try to slowly take over england while defending from vikings.

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user I'm dumber than a bag of hammers and was in the spot you were when I started last week. Just play the damn game, you'll learn as you go along and there's no win condition anyway.

this game is autistic
pirated the game and uninstalled after tutorial
youtu.be/-k-5jKqyRx0

>Inbred for like 5 generations
>Dynasty is now 300 members strong
>Almost everyone is retarded due to inbred
>Still not a single has pure-blood

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Just waiting on their first patch really. Played it a bit when it first came out and liked it just feel like waiting for them to fix some of their AI fuckups. The sheer amount of seduction and fabricating hooks is stupid.
Although inheritance still confuses the fuck out of me. I get the concept but mechanically I feel like I'm guessing on if gifting out X title will count towards their inheritance or not. No king in their right minds would give core land to a second son, they would give shitty outlying or disputed lands.

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My crazy Queen likes to get naked occasionally. Hope she passes that trait to her daughters.

How to map paint in CK3:
-Start with something that already has hereditary partition succession
-Pump crown authority as high as possible whenever they become available
-Disinherit all your children except for one (choose one with best traits)

And that's it, your heir will inherit all your titles this way. No more sibling civil wars to reunite your kingdom.

It takes a bit of trial and error to figure out who gets what and why. Turmoil is expected after a succession but isnt that difficult to get back under control.

I tried to watch a few vids but just got more confused, no one can do a good job at dumbing it down but that's because every situation is different.

Another good way of dealing with succession is to chose your best heir and forbid them from being knights. Take your shit sons and force them to be knights and hope they die in battle.

Dont play Ironman, achievements are for dorks. You got three auto saves from every january 1st. Trial and error.

Have they fixed the obesity problem yet? Every ruler I play as die of obesity even though I've purposefully avoided feasts.

keep it in the family

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Disinherit your children it’s not a problem

bad genetics man

>sniff your breeches
comprehend the scent

this.
i have adhd and i figured out this game after trying 5 times with ck2. just play it

Based

No it's legit a bug, even if you start "losing weight" nothing ever happens. I've tried it several times now on different playthroughs. It's such bullshit.

I fucked up on of my successions and ended up playing as the heir that only had one piece of land far away. I just kept playing and took over the new area i was in while having good political ties and allies with my family in the homeland.

Roleplay it, its fun.

You sure it doesn't just take a crapload of time?

Europa Universalis 4 might be a little easier to get into, it's how I got into the genre. You just control one country instead of titles with different ranks.

Are you just fucked if you're not the dynasty head? I used to be the dynasty head but I got so many sons and now they're distant relatives. I've tried killing my way to claim dynasty head but there's over 100+ people in my house now. How the fuck does this shit work, why can't you vote for this stuff?

>Roleplay it, its fun.
That's literally the point of CK. Only low iq mongrel autists play this to min-max, blob and paint the map, and when they get bored 10 hours in they inevitably cry how shit the game is because they lack imagination.

It's whoever has the highest titles and mightiest military AFAIK

I had losing weight on for over 40+ years. I'm 100% certain it's a bug. This fucker lived until he turned 97 and then he died of obesity.

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