This game has no memorable quotes

I know you're blind, but you gotta see this

I take it back

Jyeah jyeah I gotta it, ninja style
Right.

I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 45s

"Lookin REAL technical GANGSTA"

Hey CJ keep it down esse...

THEM WHITE BOIS HAD ME ON CRYSTAL METH

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Something about CJ and a train, maybe? I dunno.

"I appreciate your input but please, fuck off."

>Thinly veiled San Andreas quote thread

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>Hey - excuso me, José, yo onions El Grando Smokio, and I want that grass? Comprende?"
>Eh, fuck you cabrón."
>"Now that ain't nice. Coughio up el weedo, before I blow your brains out all over the patio."
>"Chinga a tu madre, pendejo."
>

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>Another contrarian thread

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OOOOOH CHASE ME CHASE ME

A'yo it's Loc baby
It's Loc, it's Loc, no joke, no joke!
I'm the man in the place, punch you in the face, a gun in my waist!
It's Loc baby, a'yo w'sup Loc?
It's Loc, no joke, it's Loc, it's Loc, no joke, no!
Let me see you wave yo' hands in da' air!
And wave em' like you just don't care!

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ALL

YOU

HAD

TO

DO

WAS

FOLLOW

THE

GOD

DAMN

TRAIN

CJ

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>Ryder, little bitch!

said no one ever

why san andreas have so much SOUL?

Smoke you wide man, I mean, WIDE!

HEY CESAR THE YAY LEAVIN SAN FIERRO RIGHT?

Right but they're using bikes CJ, they go cross-country!

>UNHAND MY BLUBBER ASSHOLE!
>WELL DONE YOU CAUGHT A FAT BASTARD!
>OH SHIT MY BREAKFAST MONEY!
>MAN I'M 250 YOU CAN'T MISS ME!
>OH MY CAR! DAMN NOW I'M STICK IN HERE!
>HOLLA AT THE BIG MAN!
>YOU CAN'T CARJACK THE FAT MAN!
>LADY FORGIVE ME, I'M FAT AND LAZY!
>THE FAT MAN NEEDS YOUR CAR!
>YEAH THIS IS CAR IS TIGHT, TIGHT FOR ME TO GET IN!
>YOU LIKE MY HAIR? YEAH IT TAKES 50 POUNDS OFF
>YEAH I SMELL GREAT, THANKS! I CLEAN IN THE CREVICES!
>I'D RATHER EXERCISE THAN SEE YOU AGAIN LADY!
>DO I LOOK LIKE I ENJOY A FOOT CHASE?!
>MAKE FOOD, NOT WAR!
god this game is so fucking good

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soul

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I KNOW A PIMP WHEN I SEE ONE

It's actually "All WE had to do"

okay, shit for brains

OP, you a busta

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You think i'm fat huh? Well the fatman gotta a gun BITCH.

>this game has no memorable quotes

I know you blind man, but you gotta see this.

RAISE UP LIL BITCH

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I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge

Anyone here watch Hugo One?

"You asshole, *whezzes* i'm too fat to run"

U GIVEN ME INDIGESTION ASSHOLE

youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM

A NUMBAH 9
A NUMBAH 9 LARGE
A NUMBAH 6 WIT EXTRA DIP

Does the pope shit in the woods?

The peds in GTA SA have better dialogue than 99% of videogame characters.

Thread shoulda ended here

Cluckenmind

>Fat man got a gun, bitch!

I dunno esse

i prefer Joshimuz
youtube.com/watch?v=It67MTpjbQ0

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>Carl, you should have seen your mom before she was buried. She was a real mess - most of her face was hanging off! The boys, you know, they fooled around with her at the scene, you know... touching her, joking around and shit.

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