THE WHOOORE IS PREGNANT

THE WHOOORE IS PREGNANT

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You’re too fat for your armor

GO FETCH ME FUCKIN BREASTPLATE STRETCHER THEN

Should I buy an onahole bros?
How does it compare to real vagagas and is cleaning it annoying?

yes
it's better
very

I bought the alien style one, that had weird nodules and bumpy shit all over the inside. Never had a sex toy before and it was ok at first but after a dozen uses I was bored of how bizarre it was. No idea how that compares to a normal one that's supposed to simulate an actual vajayjay

Not video games.

a) she's a whooore

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I have a Fleshlight. It's not quite like the real deal (at least the texture I have) but it's way better than using my hand. Cleaning isn't that bad, just takes a couple of minutes afterwards. It's important to do it right, though. It has to dry for a while after that, but it's still worth it overall

no get a hip. an onahole just feels like jerking off with a glove. and you can't use your computer for porn unless you want lube all over your mouse and keyboard

yes sir king chungus

t. on a lotta coke at the time

im in awe

Careful, user! Careful now!

any specific recommendations

you've got two hands user. either jack off with your left or use your mouse with your left

you're a big guy

>he hasn't mastered left hand masterbating

He's so fuckin massive his armor is literally starting to buckle.

in awe at the sheer size

Check out the size of this lad! Absolute unit.

i'm partial to the sujiman kupa cocolo. don't google that if you're a leaf

i don't like talking to strangers

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

A MONGOLIAN HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!

>don't google that if you're a leaf
w-why

what's his tax policy?

Heavy taxation on all pasties, especially on steak bakes and sausage rolls.

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FAT, IS IT?!

left hand master race reporting in here. get blown the fuck out loser i can surf infinite porn while jacking off. also onaholes are easily portable they are like the switch of sex toys for guys

>ywn max your poise stat

A. She was a hooah
B. She hit me
C. That wasn't my kid she was carrying
D. I was on a lot of coke
E. I don't give a fuck what any little slit thinks of me
F. They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome
G. I was born handsome instead of rich
H. There was a lot of wine that night
I. She slipped, she fell, I don't know
J. It was the Indians and the commie fucks
K. I had my hearing aids turned down
L. I caught the clap from some hippie broad I was fucking
M. She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimpin' me out
N. She wasn't that smart to begin with
O. Fucking Gladiator ya fuck
P. You think I'm afraid of that fat fuck?
Q. She was a cock sucking slob
R. Who the fuck did she think she was, Sir Walter Raleigh?
S. My balls were bigger than an Irish broads ass
T. No accountability, this kid
U. She was a little pig-headed if you ask me
V. Last year, you believed a flyin' saucer was over East Rutherford.
W. I had to reclaim Rome for my people
X. I heard Ginny Sack's getting a ninety five pound mole taken off her ass
Y. It was a fucking hooarse
Z. I can be on time tomorrow but you'll be stupid forever

it has images of a naked loli on the box

fuck you user. if it ain't right it ain't right

imagine being this retarded

This game needs a character creator of some kind
Also it feels like inheritance is way more broken than it was in CK2, not even 1 generation in and already I have extreme border gore

>sujiman kupa cocolo
Nice

what ever you say fag im not the one slathering my peripherals with lube and cum like a fucking barbarian

>video game is not video games