Gamer fuel thread

How do you fuck up muffins like this?

I've seen this image about a hundred times, I never bothered to read that

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How do you stay focused on the game when your really far gone.

Shrooms and antichamber

Chicken stock cubes in hot water

Rachel, these muffins taste a bit off...

For me its the popeyes chicken sammy. After a while the wait for chicken sammies really got to me so i would cut the line. Anyone with a problem would talk some shit but it didnt matter cause i was ready to fight for my chicken sammies. After my first fight i relized i could just fight people who already had that delicious sammy. Id go to my local popeyes every day and before too long people started calling me sammy wammy which was cool. They even started handing over thier chicken sammies when they saw me comming. Really the best part was when popeyes hired me on for security. That popeyes was pretty crazy. They offered me regular pay but i insisted on free sammies instead. They agreed and i would go in for an hour or 2 during peak hours. They would tell me things like sammy wammy go take care of those 2 and get em off the property or its a little slow today sammy wammy just take a few sammies and go home. I was happy to do so because any time i took care of business they would let me take a break in the back with those fucking delicious sammies.

>your
Sounds like your brain is really far gone.

That's fungus dude. Do you really eat fungus? You a little moldy boy digging up fucking truffles like a pig? Fatass going snort snort snort. You love eating your little penis plant huh, gotta gobble them cocks all the time gotta gulp down that mushroom coom getting all high because your real life sucks so much. Chunky piggy neet slurping cockshrooms getting high while your mom knocks on the basement door screaming that she'll call the cops on you but she never will because you're her little truffle piggy digging up fungus and sucking cock. Om nom nom yeah that'll fill you up. Diet of shrooms n coom no wonder you're so fucked. Haven't changed your diaper in a year huh little truffle pig. Gonna truffle shuffle? Huh, you gonna do a lil truffle shuffle for your shrooms you fat fuck? Only thing you're good for. Roll outta here fungus fucker freak. Get out. Live in the woods, eat all the fungus you see. Get high and die you little fungus freak. Shit in your hands.
Asshole.

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im gonna fucking puke. this shit is disgusting. literally.

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What is it

based

Pick 1 2 3, then throw those in the trash as well

I literally just did shrooms earlier today
gotta say, it wasn't super pleasant, but it was definitely something I'll do again, maybe in nature or with friends or something.
it felt sort of like having my mind taken out and peeled

that girl is a shit fetishist and she cooked her shit into those muffins. if you reverse image search (and i suggest you dont) be ready to see some serious shit.

3, 4 and 9.

None, eat a block of cheddar cheese

6 three times

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mario if he keeping it real

All I found was "vacation"

>actually snacking between meals
enjoy your swollen gut when you get into your 30s

basado

4,6,9 damn good time.

i bought like a 20 dollar block of cheese and its lasted me a month, i fucking love cheese