I hate this game, holy shit!

Ok, thanks for letting us know, user

>Having to do the goddamn intro from the beginning every time you die for some reason
Ooh, I see... It's the same salty zoom zoom who got BTFO by the tutorial, what, five times now?
Truly the greatest pleb filter of our generation.

>I beat it on hard on my fifth try.
Yup! It is the same fag! Ahahaha!

How can you hate 2b's ass?

Agreed. I tried to play it on PC but the controls are impossible and the textures are from a PS2 game.

>Thinks it's a character action game
>Cares about graphics
>Filtered by the tutorial
>Takes the story at face value

Yeah, this game isn't for you. I hope you didn't pay full price for it.

>conveniently ignoring all my other complaints

Because your problem with the tutorial tells us everything we need to know. Quit now, because your not going to like the rest of the game.

I liked it but routes A and B were a bit too long for how little happened in them. The characters never stuck. Gestalt was better.

I'm 15 hours in and Im having fun. Just got past the part where 2B and 9S fight that absolute unit at sea and while I agree the game has some issues I'm still having a good time. My biggest problem is how it feels like the first playthrough seems like exposition for the 3rd and that's it. Adam and Eve pop on for like a second then forgotten, Pascal only shows up when it's convenient and we don't learn anything about the robot village, the whole forest and robot kingdom shouldve been really cool but instead it's just there to introduce A2 then we don't hear about then again. I don't know what happens in the 2nd playthrough but I think it's pretty useless, I don't see why make you repeat the entire game with minor differences.

>doesn’t try to refute any of my complaints but actually agrees with them
>doesn’t highlight the positives of the game
>muh “this game isn’t for you”
This is how I know the people who like this game are complete numbskulls.

I feel like im losing hope....

Yes, yes...

but what about the soundtrack?

>Boring/broken gameplay
>Immensely ugly game.

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but we're gonna shout it loud, even if our words seem meaningless

You can’t legitimately think the game isn’t ugly. You can’t be this fucking dense. Holy shit. Textures and graphics aside everything is so bland and uninspired. Literally only 2B looks good and that’s because she’s fap bait.

I swear it’s the same fucking story with Japanese media. Every fucking goddamn time I get recommended an anime or Japanese game by some faggot weeb they hype it up as the second coming of Christ when in reality they’re god awful garbage that any sensible person over the age 12 would want to shoot themselves in the head after experiencing.

It’s pretty good I guess but a decent soundtrack hardly makes a decent game.

The positives would be lost on you because you're approaching the game with the wrong mindset. I can tell just by the way that you feel about the tutorial that most, if not all, of the deeply impactful moments in the game will seem like annoyances to you because they're antithetical to what you, mistakenly, believe to be a character action game.

Name some games that are good in your opinion then.

cope some more bro.

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He's right you know.

I'm playing it for the first time and I somehow agree with some of your points.
The game doesn't require you to necessarily use your entire kit: you can basically spam long-range Pod weapons and everyone will die, especially because the AI isn't very bright and you can dodge endlessly. It's up to you to choose which play style you prefer, maybe try different weapons/combos to kill enemies more efficiently instead of just shooting them until they die.
I don't agree that the world is uninspired: although the desert is a bit shit, it's probably the worst area of the game and it gets way better later. My suggestion is to increase the saturation of your screen. This is because the game uses desaturated colors to give a post-apocalyptic feel, but uses color when it shows signs of life being reborn again (like the grass in the city). Turning saturation on makes the game world more enjoyable and makes you appreciate the tiny details even more.
The intro shit is bullshit to me too. Not because it's hard honestly, but because it's very long. I had to close the game while playing it for the first time and lost all progress, it was pretty frustrating. It's a kind of pleb filter but done wrong.
You'll get used to the map and the menu eventually, they're pretty handy and work well.

As for the dialogue, I found it pretty good. It gets better if you keep playing, but it really shines during some side quests. Sadly you'll have to deal with the coomer fan service.

>you just dodge 24/7 and let your little robot shoot everything
Nice way to out yourself playing on easy mode.

amazing
that one renders the others irrelevant

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>Ending E
Fuck did that really get me, ended up tearing a bit at the crescendo.

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Sounds like you’re talking BS just to hand wave criticism, like the fags who love the Witcher 3 because ‘omg it’s so immersive’ despite the fact that every single aspect of the game is either broken or subpar and no body who loves the game even refutes this with a straight face.

the textures are ok but the art direction is spectacular

I’m on hard. I not joking, I just dodge 24/7 it’s piss easy.

you're just gonna die on your hill of salt, aren't you. Take a walk, grab a snack, uninstall the game, what do you want

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>Having to do the goddamn intro from the beginning every time you die for some reason.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH