Scythes are terrible weapons

Scythes are terrible weapons.

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...scythes are ok in ds1

wrong

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they look cool tho

REAPER REAPER

>tfw you won't spend the rest of eternity listening to guys mowing grass with scythes

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>Although the scythe isn't pre-eminent among the weapons of war, anyone who has been on the wrong end of, say, a peasants' revolt will know that in skilled hands it is fearsome.

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THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME

I'm pretty sure Scythes aren't weapons and fall more into the farming tool category like the ax.

Well yeah they're farm tools

A scythe is a weapon of fear, it's imposing, large, and carries the association of being death's weapon. Yes it's functionally not great, but when Melee weapons were the norm, someone with a scythe would be intimidating

EXACTLY. FOR SEPERATING THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF. THE WHEAT BEING YOUR SOUL AND THE CHAFF BEING... THE REST OF YOU.

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>tfw no pig-tailed bareboot scythe wielding gf

It's not a weapon. You typed that autistic shit for nothing. It is a tool that is capable of bodily harm.

>but when Melee weapons were the norm, someone with a scythe would be intimidating
When melee weapons were the norm, someone with a scythe would be a starving peasant.

You can change the angle of the blade and suddenly it's a pretty capable pike, used in many peasant rebellions.

This is another vtuber thread in disguise isn't it?

they were never weapons. "war scythes" are modified so the blade points forward and were used as cheap spears for the peasants.

>scythe on a stick isn't a weapon
>scythe on a chain is a weapon

what the fuck?

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>It is a tool that is capable of bodily harm.

WHEN I USE MINE, IT'S USUALLY AFTER THE BODILY HARM.

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>when Melee weapons were the norm, someone with a scythe would be intimidating
Pretty sure they were for farmers, user..

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But what if

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>was actually a farming tool and shitty last resort weapon for peasants in real life
>still prominent in video games and all other kinds of fiction to this day
get fucked "muh realistic weapons" fags

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With some easy modifications you can make it into a war scythe. Which was essentially a pole arm with a giant blade on the end.

I'd rather use a pitchfork than a scythe.

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WHY
CAUSE THEY ALL DIE

Finally get to post this I wish I had a cutie farm girl gf.
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Nobody gives a flying fuck how functional traditional scythes would be as actual melee weapons, they look cool as fuck and that's all that matters.

what is this from? i cant find anything via reverse search

Open for bizniss...
Still disappointed in Weyte's VAing in Dusk. Sounded nothing like Caleb. :(

Nah fuck you faggot, my scythe killed more people then anything else in the world
See you real soon

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Can't stab so it's shit

Until she jerks you off with her huge calloused hands

The House that Jack Built
bretty good movie, one of Trier's best, though Zig Forums thinks it's pretentious

What makes this shape more effective than the blade simply pointing straight up?

She's probably got decent pecs from scything propping up those boobiewoobies.

ah thanks

>tfw no rough and angry handjob from your tired farmwife who's been working all day

Don't they use the ball on the end and hold the scythe in the other hand?
You don't throw the scythe.

nigga just rotate the blade 90 degrees

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Mount & Blade is the only vidya I've seen that portrays weapon scythes correctly.

I need more games that let me use scythes
they're so fucking cool every times I see one

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SHHHHAAASHHHHKKKSHHHHAAASHHHHHKSSHHHHAAASHHHHKSHHHHHAAA-----

You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.

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Maybe because they're a farming tool?

SOME of Zig Forums thinks it's pretentious. I think it's very self-aware and it's the only film of his that I truly enjoyed.

>It is a tool that is capable of bodily harm
That is what a weapon is

If scythes suck how is he the most legendary hunter in Yharnam?

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WHEN I SING I END THEIR LIVES

Now hang on just a minute!

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>Pandora's tower
Fuck that game was rough but still good

It's a sickle

A weapon is designed specifically for combat/to harm. A hammer was not designed as a weapon but it can be used as one.