*We* did it, pard!

*We* did it, pard!

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SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

>*sits in the canteen eating food and blurting out things you already know*

more like tard lmao

My wife.

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Im convinced this bitch is one of the dev's OC donut steal waifus that he forced into the game
>does nothing all game besides getting fat at the canteen
>constantly tries to get the player killed
>game even gives you the much better handler for all of 3 quests
With how much people hated her and how the devs tease you with a better alternative only to cuck you is obvious spite

>Hey pard, you carted again?.. Well I can't make you a new meal yet but maybe I can boost your stats in some other way?

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Here's my wife

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This victory is all yours!
YOU did it, pard!
No thanks to the handler,
that useless, fat lard!

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Your game is dead handler

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the handler is made for furious rajang cock

Great more time for eating

I think she’s cute

>only 3 images on the booru
what the fuck??

Thank God Monster Hunter 5 is going to be better. No annoying handler, no clutch claw, monsters besides dragon reskins. We're going home, classic MonHun chads.

Mon Hun wont be out for another 2 years atleast. There will be new spinoff on the Switch though to beta test some new mechanics probably.

Fat retard that I want to fuck raw

Just stand still and shut up. Also, if I see you meddling with my supply box again I will chop down your arms, you hear me? Don't cry, answer me.

handler is cute and made for cumming inside before and after every hunt

Try rule34

*congalala

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for me its Pub Lass, the real best girl.

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guys please help
I got a friend to buy MHW so we could play together
I started a new character, and we couldnt play the first avaliable mission together until be "both saw the cutscene"
please god dont tell me we both have to go into every mission and look at the cutscene before playing together
not to mention it kept saying we were both too high of levels for eachother to do the FIRST MISSION despite being the same level, this was on the hunt for the great jaggar or whatever

I did it you insufferable cunt.

And why aren't you in uniform?

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>please god dont tell me we both have to go into every mission and look at the cutscene before playing together

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user...

she looked really cute in the concept art

What do you expect? Japs cannot into multiplayer.

Refund if you still can

Source

Do you think Fatalis will be harder than Alatreon?

FUCK
the friend im trying to play with has never played a monster hunter before and he is quick to drop shit that is even remotely unfriendly
hopefully he enjoys the game enough to continue playing despite this

Why didnt ANY reviews mention the shit coop? I know MH is known for single player but still

Why is there so much fart porn of the handler?

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HeY yOu

source? yandex turned up nothing

serious handler >>>>>>>> downs handler

MHW was made in 2003, didnt you know?

I got my “friend” to get MHW and he gave up and deleted the game before even getting to the great jagras hunt.

Alot of reviews mention it actually. It's mostly for story missions anyway. Side content which is like 95% of the game can be enjoyed together from the start.

Perfect on Switch, then!

She only likes the Big Brach Cock

We have a nice deal, she gets to play with Brachy and I get to play with Aisha

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Story missions are meant to be solo'd, so the least you and your friend can do is solo the stories and be somewhat competent post Iceborne, and not get carried like 95% of the pugs out there who can't carry their fucking weight. This is not fucking Destiny.

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I think she likes girls too

This a problem mostly for assignments (story missions), sidequests, investigations etc. handle more smoothly. I played through the game with a friend and what we did was have one person start the quest alone, watch the cutscene (it’s almost always right at the beginning) and then quit and restart together.

Yes it’s bad but wasn’t a dealbreaker for me

what? is that a pixiv filename? It doesnt exist if it is

slice off the _p2

>Stand next to her
>You can hear the fucking chewing and gulping noises as she eats

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thank you user, this faps 4u