What kind of a freak plays a dwarf?

What kind of a freak plays a dwarf?

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cultured people you bitchass faggot motherfucker

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Archeage was the only game to get dwarves right, and even then it only got the female dwarves right, and only partially.
The stocky look looks objectively fucking godawful. They're disgusting, deformed midgets. What a stupid way to ruin an otherwise cool as fuck race.

>female dwarves

Ha'ak!

It's acceptable if it makes some modicum of sense. Dwarven warriors, hunters, and to a lesser extent, paladins and priests make sense. A Dwarf Rogue is blasphemy.

>not playing a dwarf mage

I've been playing a Dwarf Thief in D&D since 3.5e how about I slap your shit?

people with taste

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>not playing dwarves just for stoneform
rogues will eternally seethe knowing their poisons do nothing

Anyone who wants fear ward, meaning everyone who wants to play priest

literally this. any respectable alliance guild won't take non-dwarf priests

>he doesnt play as a dwarf
i bet you play as a gnome or even worse an elf you fucking freak

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As far as wow goes, male dwarves are for neckbeards who often suck at the game.
female dwarves are for spastic minmaxers who make you wish you rolled horde instead.
9/10 out of ten a female dwarf player is an obnoxious piece of shit.

dwarfs and tauren in classic are patrician asf nigga

>literally required to play as a Dwarf if you want to play Priest in alliance guilds
holy shit fear ward is so retarded.

>removes poison disease bleed and gives you immunity for a few seconds
>extra armor for tough situations
>even useful in certain fights in raids and dungeons
dwarf hunter is the most chad thing to play 1% gun crit chance along with the best racial designed to cuck rogues and feral druids

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Neckbeards. Really. Your typical, stereotypical fat, unkept, smelly nerd.

Dwarf priest is okay if you really must play Alliance, but they get kind of shit on by the Underad racial ability. Playing Alliance in vanilla just blows.

Humans, male gnomes and male night elves are the neckbeard races. You know it. I've never once met someone playing a male dwarf that was as insufferable as some human or elf.

I play as a human.

For me it's gnomes

Me.

>waaaaah the horde isn’t evil we’re just misunderstood
>literally named horde the most evil sounding name they could think of
>certified bruh moment

I play as an orc, like it

Dwarfs are voiced by Steve Blum
>Trolls are voiced by Steve Blum
Why wouldn't you pick Dorf or Trolls back then?

hold on wait is this an unforgotten realms reference?

>spacing
yikes, some hardcore projecting going on in this post

>t.elf

See? Like this fat barrel of grease and loneliness right here.

>guns
>classic

?

Most male dwarves I know are great players, so not sure what you’re talking about.

It wasn't named horde in a vacuum it was named after the old horde deliberately to unite the people that actually made up the old horde into the new horde and it worked

Dark Iron females, perfection.

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>ragnaros sloppy seconds
cringe

>1% gun crit chance
Doesn't this still gimp you? Aren't all the best hunter ranged weapons bows or something?
I've only seen warriors use guns for pulling

I do in every game I play and his name is always Dumpe

Steve voices the tauren and troll player characters though. He does play dorf NPCs however along with orc NPCs.

>ELLO LADS! Me name's Basedbeard from clan Microbrew. I have a beard and get drunk XD funny accent! lole. :3
dwarf is cringe numale shit

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The gun out of AQ is pretty good

You mean a gnome?

except your just projecting. people who play dwarves dont act like this. You're more than likely to find some ipa dick sucking faggot playing a human than a dwarf. I've been playing MMO's for over 15 years at this point. I know

This is the face of a nelf female player who dances on the mailboxes