Wife found the Peach pocket pussy

>wife found the Peach pocket pussy

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Why'd you even have one when you have a wife. Just use her instead of a toy. What a fag.

Michiru pocket pussies when?

such a boring fucking choice holy shit

This. Your wife should be your pocket pussy.

>having to deal with half hour of talking about her day after filling her hole
No thank you

Tell your wife to put a strap on on and use the peach.

>buying bootleg shit
Fag.

What's the point of having a wife at all if you can't bang her 24/7.....why you even got married at all if you ain't taking advantage the decision you made, what a way to get cucked.

You never had a gf do you?

>wife
REEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD NORMIE SCUM.

Spotted the virgin

this
clearly is underage or virgin.
I am married and I fantasise with sex dolls

>mom found the canine dildo

Married men are the biggest Incels. It's a fact.

virgins would never understand, they think pussy is as valuable as gold

Why be in a relationship with somebody who you go out of your way to avoid

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the pussy game ridiculous

Divorce is expensive and totally rigged, favoring the whamen, once you made the mistake of getting married and she wants to fuck you she will.

>the dogs are loose in the enclosed pool area

cus i just wanna bust a nut in 2 minutes flat, dont wanna care about anything else just gotta coom fast

>wife found my comic lo collection

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>wife just found the unsigned divorce papers

I just bought a fleshlight and it's nice.
I'll probably throw it out if I ever get a GF again cuz I don't want her to see it.

Isn't it a weird double standard that girls having dildos is fine?

>wanting to live with a woman
>or anyone for that matter
I have like three hours of free time A DAY and I'm going to be fucked if those go towards some random cunt who's been an acquaintance for three years

>Wife found the Boku no Pico/Chico folder on the computer

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where my tulpa chads at? just made love with a literal persian goddess, still feeling warm and fuzzy from it.

Girls want guys to chase after pussy so when a guy doesn't and uses toys to fulfill his needs they think it's weird whereas girls don't really have this stigma.

>having to deal with half hour of talking about her day
just browse Zig Forums and occasionally say "uh huh" while she's talking. that's what I'm doing right now.

What she said when she found out tho?

>gf finds my magazine collection

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Get off your phone Paul.

No it's to be expected, that's why roasties hate anime women and men going oversea's to find wifes, they have the sexual market rigged heavily in their favour and they despise anyone who finds an exploit and doesn't have to play their rigged game
It's exactly like Tim Sweeney sperging out about competitors

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