Uh this was really good. why did Zig Forums lie to me?

uh this was really good. why did Zig Forums lie to me?

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Because they didn't find the main character fuckable enough.

REEEEE THE SJWs!!!!! THE SJWs PUT AN ADULT FEMALE IN MY GAME!!!!! I CAN'T FANTASIZE ABOUT FUCKING A TEENAGER!!!!

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>why did Zig Forums lie to me?
Because Zig Forums doesn't play video games.

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It was a 6/10 game. I do not care about the issue with the looks of the character. Her character sucked anyway. The game just had so many missed opportunities.

if a woman is not fuckable then why not have a man instead?

she is fuckable though

>Can only think about sex
*sigh* White """people"""

Because it wasn't that good. It was a ok game.

I hear it's an 8/10 at best. For the price that's just not worth it. if it was $30 I'd consider it

it had a lot of potential but they played it too safe with the environment and enemies

because Zig Forums has its head too far up nintendie's asshole

it literally released on steam at $30. i got 38 hours out of it since it released 2.5 weeks ago and 100% of all achievements. it's great

what are you smoking faggot, 8/10 means it’s pretty good

Coomers

nude mods?

Spooky story. Love Remedy games.

Also DLSS is literally magic. Wtf i'm playing at 800p upscaled to 1440p and it literally looks better than 1440p native plus double the fps.

8/10 is not worth $60

good thing its not $60

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yea it is? 9/10 is almost perfect and 10/10 is perfect, a game at 8/10 (very good) is easily worth unless youre poor

hmm...is it as buggy as people say?

It was definitely worth 30 euros. A sequel that improves on the game's strong points could be worth 60.

I'm bummed out some of the achievements seem to be bugged. Other than that was a great 50 or so hours

i didnt experience any bugs

which ones? the only one i had trouble with is the "complete 5 beareau alerts because they all need to be done in one play session for some reason

It WAS an EGS exclusive and autist consumers take this as a personal slight.

>Game is set in a building that is a nexus to many other planes of existance and realities

>All enemy types are either possessed humans or deformed humanoids, with the exception of a few optional boss battles

This game missed the mark on enemy variety so hard it isn't even fucking funny, and the setting itself could allow for a lot more creative enemy types.

I wonder how likely it is that it'll drop in price even more. I mean I looked up some reviews and they're really polarized. some think this is a masterpiece and others think it's dogshit

if you liked alan wake, i'd recommend it based on that since this is kind of a sequel to it

I haven't played that. I'll hold off for now. not worth the risk unless it's cheaper since I have no connection to the game or whatever alan wake is

She's alright

>This game missed the mark on enemy variety so hard
I've noticed that is a trend among a lot of AAA games if not all games lately. It takes a lot of resources to design and build that stuff out so they just cut that corner because people keep buying it. But Control did have a lot of missed potential but it was better than nothing at all.

>Final DLC is basically an Alan Wake 2 teaser.
I JUST WANT THE FUCKING GAME!