post horrible preorder bonuses
Post horrible preorder bonuses
Parker Adams
Gavin Martin
Any fucking golden weapon.
Bentley Morgan
What is this supposed to be? Easter Eggs?
Benjamin Green
the infinity gems. left is what was promised. right is what was given in this ~$200 preorder package
Colton Sanders
The fabled Infinity Stones, pleb. Can’t you recognize reality-altering artifacts when you see them?
Cameron Turner
I think these are the infinity stones fron marvel vs capcom infinite
Lucas Torres
>LGBT colors
GAY
Adam Powell
Christopher Johnson
did anyone buy that
Jacob Sanders
I'd put them up my ass and shit out each one with immense pleasure
James Murphy
Me
Nathaniel Sanchez
they dont come out. it's just half an easter egg glued onto the box
William Murphy
Zachary Allen
They should all be horrible because anyone who pre-orders deserves to be ripped off.
Bentley Clark
Welp
Julian Cox
what the fuck could you even do with this ugly thing
Levi Hall
I don't understand. I preorder on Amazon, sometimes get some extras too, no issues. Is this an American thing where you line up to pay to buy the game later?
Ayden Reyes
Also aren't they, like, permanently glued to the suitcase?
Luis Morgan
yes
Nicholas Barnes
I am ineggitable.
Charles Peterson
They look like those egg shaped sex crystals, they sell on AliExpress.
James Hernandez
put it in your ass, you’ll have infinite healing
Ethan Young
Luke Rivera
disgusting picture kill yourself
Adrian Sanders
looks like one of those lime juice spritzers lmao
Brandon Johnson
The bravely default figurine of agnes.
Carter Jones
How the fuck is this legal?
Noah Jackson
What the fuck
Michael Moore
WTF??
Easton Bennett
>finally, my wiimote is safe for transporting
Cooper Richardson
James Moore
Reminds me of the NFL Blitz 2000 football I got as a kid. It was made of the same material as a kickball, so if it was wet at all, it stung like fuck to catch the thing. At least it made sense to receive as a pre-order bonus.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Wyatt Price
>litteral jannie wear
Explains the current fanbase real well.
Xavier Reyes
Thats not a preorder bonus you idiot
Luke Nguyen
fucking had this thing but i lost it
Eli Nguyen
>that face
topkek
Juan Hill
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
because of faggots like you allowing it
Eli Garcia
>entire game isn't even available anymore
still don't understand people who play multiplayer only games
Alexander Wilson
I too just saw that Ashens video
Nolan Ramirez
>contents may vary
>promised
Brandon Jackson
do women really...?
Asher Long
there was no region that had said contents
Anthony Kelly
Hunter Richardson
>second son stops you having sons
Aaron Rivera
>In select regions
Implies that someone got product on the left, which is false
Jacob Adams
Aaron Cook
Wasn't there some gamestop promotion for a Pokemon game where if you pre-ordered both versions you got a download code for 100 free potions or something?
Jose Ward
Christian Murphy
a fucking green buttplug
Austin Adams
>made by gearbox
this was the biggest red flag
Grayson Clark
Kayden Brooks
>Zoomers don't know what a pencil case is
John Murphy
Someone post the Dark Souls gift box some gurl made for her cheating BF
Camden Sullivan
It's cute
Oliver Parker
You can't even use it as a canteen because it's sealed shut.
Jaxon Gray
Sebastian Jones
Yes.
Nathan Martin
What game did that come with?
Juan Russell
Sweet canvas bag, bro. Very futuristic.