ITT: Bad games you like

ITT: Bad games you like

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I just like killing orcs

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Machine for Pigs is basically a lesser version of the first Amnesia in every way except for story, but something about it still drew me in. Great music, decent atmosphere. And the final exchange is one of my favorite monologues that I've heard in a game.

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Persona games are shit, but I don't mind 4. It's the only one I finished. The others were just boring

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I'm getting Dragon Age Origins by Friday, what am I in for?
Also rolling as mage/wizard to ZAP MUDAFUCKAS

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A monument to when Bioware was allowed to make good RPGs.

>what am I in for?
A good generic rpg.

>Two anons saying the game is good
Holy shit I gotta screenshot this

allistar is bro-tier
but if you wanna be a mage, blood magic and the other weird soul tier is fun.

Its extremely generic in setting but its also really good, there is only one bad part in the entire game, I love it honestly, the only good dragon age game, Alistair best boy

Dragon age 2 is not a bad game.

Based, human mage is the best origin, specially male since you can tease Cullen and make him cum in his pants without touching him and ride on Alistair's 11 inches cock, Dragon Age Gay Origins.

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Enjoy the bugs.

Is Inquisition any good?

You cant marry Alistair when mage though

I'm this and I wonder this too

I'm a straight male (male) so it's ok.

da2 is one of the worst games of all time

gb2r

>da2 is one of the worst games of all time
Nah. It's shit, but you are clearly a retard if you think it is one of the worst games of all time. You can at least do fun stuff in DA2 like sell the elf back to his former master.

Not as good, but not bad. From all my playthroughs Female elf mage that romances Solas reveals the most story and was the most engaging.

Yes and no.
I absolutely love it, but not more than DA2 and DAO. The combat is bad, characters are tumblr stereotypes, the story is pretty bad with a two dimensional disney villain, the quests are all looting, killing 10 boars, endless walking, etc. Enemies are sponges, it's very MMO like.

But it has redeeming features, some characters are 10/10, some of the writing is extremely poetic and good, most Corypheous, Cassandra, Mother Giselle, etc dialogues are top notch. Some romances like Cullen's and Cassandra are extremely sweet and wholesome.

There is also the fact that, even though the protagonist has the personality of a potato, you can be whatever you want. I am playing right now a religious lawful asshole, you can play an elf with their own religion being all shy and stupid (the most common one since everyone was obsessed with Daenerys Targaeryen when the game came out so everyone went for that), you can be a criminal dwarf trying to redeem himself, or just not give a shit about anything, etc etc.

I like it, but you need patience to finish it. I am replaying it right now and using a shitload of mods to make the combat fun and fast. The setting is also extremely good, a shame the open world is so poorly implemented because it had lots of potential. The DLCs are also top notch yet always forgotten, people praise Blood and Wine and stuff but Trespasser is REALLY good on the story, they completly redeemed themselves on the SJW woke mess the original game was with characters getting you, the mighty Inquisitor, to go with them to call an homophobic dad "homophobe!!!!!".

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You don't need to marry Alistair to ride his dick and if you're already using mods to ride his HUGE 11 INCHES GAY COCK then you can use mods to gay marry him as mage.

Still, it's better if you're playing as gay to sacrifice yourself.

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DA2 is a weirdly mixed bag. On one hand, it's basically a DLC spin-off that was stretched out into a full game before EA blatantly rushed it out the door and cut chunks of story out of it to sell DLC. On the other hand, it's an interesting premise with good characters and a nice party dynamic. Stepping back from the usual save-the-world-story to follow a group of misfits just living their lives and trying to make it big in a really shitty fantasy city as the conflict around them slowly escalates.

I have a genuine soft spot for it, though I always play it on easy mode just to get through the grind-fest of endlessly recycled maps quicker, and I can see why people say it's a mess. Especially compared to Origins. But just judging it as its own thing, I still think it shows creative passion that Inquisition's big world didn't.

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Same but I would also like to add mass effect 3, ass creed 3, dark souls 2, borderlands the pre sequel, need for speed pro street, too human, kuf circle of doom and darksiders 2

I couldn't have said it better

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WoW
jk WoW is a great game and only babies hate it. You're an idiot if you assume I'm referring to "every single expansion"; the game has changed so much, and it's been really great at times. Really enjoyed Classic and you're literally an idiot if you skipped that launch. Haters gonna hate.

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But it wasn't a bad game...

> Female elf mage that romances Solas reveals the most story and was the most engaging.

Absolute cope and I will never understand why you freaks are so loud. You regret your decision so bad you want to ruin everyone else's experience too?

> Female

Shit choice.
1. Not everyone is a tranny who wants to put themselves in the role of women
2. The game is already SUPER MEGA HYPER SJW. Why would you ADD EVEN MORE SJW STUFF by making the protagonist a feminist power fantasy of a female hero killing men and smashing the patriarchy? If you play as female, other women like Cassandra literally approach to you to praise you for being a woman and say "men suck".
3. Fashion, animations, dialogues, etc as female is shit. You're the leader of a military faction, not a kitchen show.

> Elf

The only thing being an elf brings to the table is the Solas romance, which is awful. Drinking from the well is a HUGE NONO, you already have a fucking mark on your hand that closes rift, why wear a hat on a hat? Letting Morrigan drink and being tied to her mother is so much better.

> mage

Eh, changes nothing and in most cutscenes your character grabs a sword anyway. I just like mage because Templar x Mage romances are super sweet, like Batman x Catwoman.

> romances Solas

You do realize Solas romance lasts 5 minutes, doesn't have a sex scene and Solas is only relevant at the beginning and very end of the game? Literally the only thing you find out if you romance him is Dalish marks are slave marks.

Cassandra and Cullen have a much longer romance, more content and more involvement to the plot, hell, Cassandra is literally the second in command to the inquisition, taking her EVERYWHERE is a must, meanwhile taking Solas anywhere is a bore.

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Okay

As someone who played origins and loved it, should I really play 2 and Inquisition, the one thing I loved the most were the characters, dialogue and most of all the decisions which changed the ending, I can stomach recycled dungeons or shitty combat

HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE BOGDANOFF, I CHANGED HIM. FUCK YOU. He looks normal now.

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I loved ME3 while hating everything that had to do with Cerberus. And the last half hour or so.

If i like a game then how can i think it's bad? Stupid conforming zoomers.

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