So user tell me about your hobbies

>so user tell me about your hobbies
>no

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That's the girl who shits herself right?

>im back from the ladies room
>ok so what are you hobbies then now you've heard mine
>instagram, i love keeping up with the kardashians, beauty therapy, i like going on to youtube and looking at make up videos on--
>*bing bang wahoo*

>leans toward you
>in ASMR voice "how about you user"

i suck cock like a vacuum

>taking women on dates
there's your first mistake

Based based
Based

>I like anime and I stream on twitch

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This looks like female ben shapiro.

As opposed to taking men on dates?

What talents and passions do we have, Zig Forumsros? :(

wait, you aren't even my mom

>>ohhhh ok that's great, hold on i'm gonna use the lady's room really quick
Okay.
>Leave her with the bill

Not like you ever stop going to the bathroom hahahahahaha

>i love music and traveling and food and netflix
There, you now know every woman's hobbies

that's a terrible shop

How many goddamn times are you going to make the same theead

>I like Harry Potter, The Office, and traveling! xD

Goddamn I hate those """"""restaurants""""" where they make you pay an arm and an eye for extremely tiny portions because it's refined or whatever.
Thank God I was born in Italy where this nonsense is only in tourist traps

>so user tell me about your hobbies
How do you answer this without looking like a fucking spastic?
On job interviews and such I've been saying sports like soccer, but if it's a date that's going to unravel quickly

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Same threads are like Skyrim mods, you'll never know what you gThe Application is not responding

I’m not going to bring up video games unless she does and I hardly watch any anime to begin but it would fall into that same category of not bringing it up unless she does. If you don’t have any other interests then revaluate your life this isn’t coming from a place of disgust but more a place of wanting anons to better themselves.

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I love swimming plus skateboarding and I fucking hate video games, how about you

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Pianists are based if you want my girl opinion

no as opposed to going to their flats and just fucking them

you answer by talking about your hobbies. you do have hobbies besides videogames, right? do you exercise, play music, read books, cook, the outdoors? anything at all?

There's unironically nothing more fun than being socializing in a group of men and women and just dropping, "let's be real, liking food, music and travelling doesn't count as hobbies" and seeing people squirm.
What are your hobbies user?

>bringing up video games on a date

ngmi

If this were real life
Me: please...i beg you...let me accompany you to the bathroom. Please allow me to give you oral pleasure. I don't even need to have full on sex right now, please just let me lick you

My honest brutally real idea of her response: omg are you for real perv? Ugh fine, you have 10 minutes

no this is female ben shapiro

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I don't go out, so this scenario is impossible.

What hobbies do you have? I’m into photography, film, history, I guess music but that’s pretty much a hobby for everybody, fitness, reading and a few sports. First dates tend to be pretty awkward to begin with unless you’ve been talking to that person before hand for a bit.

*ask her about her colostomy bag*

I do but all my hobbies are fucking autistic.
Video games is my most mainstream one actually it's all downhill from there

"I produce music, organize techno parties and play videogames all day. what are your hobbies, showing your tits on onlyfans ?"

how about answering honestly instead of having pathological self esteem issues

>orders giant glass of white wine and some fucking shrinky dinks looking appetizer
I fake a call from work and leave

You're passionate about contrarianism until you find another

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>Says she's going to the ladies room
>Takes her bag with her
What did she mean by this?

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Travel stories can be a good conversation piece and be a good way to connect with people you don’t know too well but I agree with you.

>I’m into photography, film, history, I guess music but that’s pretty much a hobby for everybody, fitness, reading and a few sports
you sound like a roastie/literal faggot

He looks like hes going to take it forcefully

Why would you hide anything, just fucking tell them what you're into. If they don't like you because you play video games and watch anime they can fuck off.

lying about yourself is autistic

>implying anyone here likes video games

No I must erect walls around me and not let anyone in despite being desperate for companionship

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I don't but okay.

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Brother, just do what I do, say "tuggin' it" it works for me literally every single time.

Sorry I’m not based and redpilled like you, play video games all day along with jerking off to hentai

You sound like you are a lot of fun at parties.

Wonder when some more based user than I will mash this guy up with the McNutt.

i like video games, gardening, cooking and shooting :)

hah s-souce for such a preposterous claim? Just for fun haha

>going dancing with the girls
>traveling
>red wine
>my furbabies :3
>netflix

Just lie OP and tell women what actually interests them
>Yeah I love doing meth, work at Burger King, i have 8 ex-girlfriends, I love beating the shit out of women, I know nothing outside of NBA, I'll probably still visit clubs at age 30+, I'll tell you how "broken" I am then immediately mentally abuse you, I drive a shit box, oh and i'll probably bang your sister
>OMG PLEASE MARRY ME

cope, antisemite

I tell the bitch to kick rocks. Not going to be a fake person pretending I am somebody I am not. That is how you waste years of your life in a trash relationship.

I like dating boys and fucking all day :)

what is this a fucking date? fuck off bitch. and also i fucking hate women. fuck you.

That was some alt-right, far-right, whatever they are calling themselves righttoid girl who's only fame is that she shit herself. Literally just google "right wing woman who shit herself"

An hour of working out daily, browsing the web, the occasional painting, and playing some video games. I'm very selective about the ones I play.

>"what are you into user"?
>video games and anime
>"wait anime? Omg I love anime! Which ones do you watch? I like legend of Zelda too"
Literally this happens more times than I can count, women are pretty basic.

Based black user what did u think of the clippers choking 3-1. My rappies could have gotten b2b championships if the idiot stayed

user, this only works if you are good looking. please don't give misleading advice to Zig Forums

WHAT IS A HOBBY?
NOTHING MORE THAN A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS

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Name?

That thousand yard stare

>hang around girls
>they also watch anime and play video games
no they're not trannies or hambeasts, leave the house
I didnt even recommend them anime at the start, they came at me with Yuri on Ice recommendations

haha funny one. mind if I screenshot that?

>go away
>leave the bill for her to pay
heh, nothing personnel. Kid

Its not my image!! But go ahead and save it :-)

Zig Forums struggles with something as simple as telling a girl their hobbies
Yeah...something tells me most of you aren't gonna make it...

"I love watching porn"

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He's right you know.

But I don’t have any. I go in gym 1-2 a week, sit at home and watchan anime, listening music, twitch, playin vidya.. dats all. I think pretty much everyone like this

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>so user tell me your hobbies
>i like changing women's colostomy bags

Video games, cartoons, anime, and posting on Zig Forums.

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Good goy

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Girls don't really care about your hobbies that much, a Chad is a Chad regardless of what he does, and a sperg suddenly isn't getting more desirable because he's really into hiking