>be European master race
>didn't pre order the game as I'm not some paranoid pleb
>waltz today into electronic market like I own the place
>mind you there's no active shooter nearby as we don't need guns
>walk to the aisle and pick up my copy of Mario All Stars
>hundreds of copies as we are not filthy scalpers like uncultured american swines
>cute blonde cashier girl hits on me while I pay for my marios
Lmao'ing at your lives americucks.
PS: I also got Catrielle for 11 euro
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Have fun with Layton.
why is layton a girl now did he transition
Did you know that if you complete all games 100% you unlock galaxy 2?
No, because it doesn't happen.
Really? That's fucking awesome. Why didn't Nintendo mention it?
Yeah because everything is so fucking expensive and taxed high it is impossible for a single person to make profit on his own in any way. Also, Europeans are culturally segregated and luddites by natura, so they don't play video games much.
>Layton without the actual draw of the series
Why are you British? You're a fat nonce not James fucking Bond kek
>cute blonde cashier girl hits on me while I pay for my marios
do you look like this, if not fake news
I'm still glad America is largely free of muslims
>the draw of the story was some gay man in a top hat obsessed with puzzles
You know Luke, this shitpost reminds me of a puzzle...
>mind you there's no active shooter nearby
did you manage to get rid of the trucks of peace?
>niggers and sjws literally burning down cities while being praised
>"b-but at least we don't have muh muslims!"
top kek
Kat's draw is being cute, cute!
Based Katrichad
>we don't need guns
only cringe part of your post. stop parroting anti-gun propaganda.
Dude, that's a physical Level 5 game, those things only exists in Europe and Japan. This definitely did happen.
It's not even true. Europe is full of guns and gun owners.
He's right though.
We don't need guns because we don't have niggers burning down cities. You clearly do though.
Only the 100% bings get to experience the wahoos
Based eurobro
it's so cringe and retarded the propaganda they make that usa is the best place to live kek
They are no different from third worlders (unfortunately such as myself)
Grenade owners, too.
Reminder that Bing Wahoo is region free so if your planning to flip it in the future, you will be competing with the rest of the world.
>hits on me while I pay for my marios
As a European I can confirm the story is true except for this part. This is a lie.
Doesn't that happen to France every year and you pretend it doesn't matter?
have fun seeing your women getting raped
maximum cope
>cute blonde cashier girl hits on me while I pay for my marios
I doubt that user.
cope
>mind you there's no active shooter nearby as we don't need guns
Wow, you are lucky, I get run over 3 times a time by "Maniac ""asian"" drivers".
Yeah, you just have muzzies kidnapping your women and daughters and the police refusing to do anything about it.
Did the same today. I can count with one hand the number of times I walked into a shop and they didn't have the game I wanted on release date.
You're just making up shit now.
Massive cope, show me one time this happend, amerishart.
>t. eurocuck officers
You have dozens of child prostitution rings operating in England that your police were too afraid of being called racist to shut down, even though they have your kidnapped children.
learn new words, faggot
seething
Oh nice one case, where they were in fact caught in the end.
>England
That shithole is not even EU anymore, I don't give a fuck what happens there.
>we dont need guns
Pathetic
Godspeed Eurochad
Ya, not needing to carry firearms all the time to fend off rabid niggers and drugged up rednecks is one of the many perks of living in a 1st world nation.
ITT: coping americans
So where is the part where the police refuse to do anything about it?
My sideburns are a bit more pronounced.
How may more pieces of Europe are you going to surrender before you admit you have a problem? Belgium? France? England? Sweden?
>first world nation
