Night City Wire Episode 3

I am currently busy taking a shit.
Don't wait for me, i am going to be late.

thats what you get for eating ass

>music and gang showcase
Nobody cares about the music because they've already shown it's derivative pop trash. And the and all look like reddit tier ironic caricatures

Anyone have that list of things that got excluded from the game?

They confirmed on twitter that they postponed the music showcase, so it will just be the gang and night city showcase

Can I level with you guys? I'm just disappointed with most choices they've made. I want the game, I was fucking excited upon its initial announcement but since then I keep being less interested with each piece of new information.

>The awful musicians they hired
>Showering streamers in cameos and gifts to promote their game. Forget that their Average Joe is apparently not worthy of anything despite said Joe being the fucking one buying the game.
>Removing features such as wallrunning, hacking mini-games and even dual-wielding
>Making it more of an action game than an action-RPG
>Forcing me to endure Famous Celebrityman Keanu Reeves as a cyber ghost who follows me and comments on everything I do.
>Third person although that's not a dealbreaker. I would've liked it but I'm fine with FPS.
>Character customization seems to be a letdown.

And many other complaints. I'm not memeing. I'm just frustrated. They haven't apologized or explained anythin and just keep cutting and half-assing the game in favour of making it some half linear cinematic shooter with generic RPG elements that every game has lately.

>so it will just be the gang and night city showcase
Well this is why nobody gives a shit. Enjoy your retarded non-canon reddit gangs

Triple jumping
Third-person
Flying cars
Second-person
Rouge-like
Fourth-person
Kojima
Everything
Nothing
Something

Oh god this is Mass Effect 3 all over again

kys you fucking delusional drama queen

>No you are forbidden from voicing criticism on a video game

it really is just a gta clone isnt it?

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This game is getting overhyped by CDPR and it reminds me of FFXV in 2016.
I hope it's better than FFXV massive disappointment.

>cut gameplay mecganics
>put a literal WHO e celeb in their game
This is cyberflop 2077

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I'm pretty much with you on this one, user. It's increasingly frustrating that CDPR has gutted this game dry and it's becoming more and more obvious that they are doing what they can to not show off gameplay in Night City Wire because they know that so many people are hyped for this game that any indication that is has abandoned its ambitious actionRPG roots will compromise its ability to sell. They lack any serious creative direction and it's just sad.

I'd fuck her irl but the in-game model is terrible.

LETS GO

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>literal who
It’s Funhaus you underage. The absolute worst member, but sure. I just want to know why they removed her tits and fucked up her face

So the marketing team is intentionally sabotaging this game, right? That's the only explanation I can think of.

Is there a stream without people in the background gawking over the game?

The breasts reduction is her wearing a sports bra and wanting it that way and the terrible in-game model is just unfortunate lol.

Alanah can shit on my chest

Man, with an i5 7600k and a 1070 I already know I'm fucked.

What a faggot.

twitch.tv/cdprojektred

Hah GAAAYYYY

holy shit this games hype is dead lmao

>intentionally sabotaging
>most hyped game in 2020
lmao, must've been doing pretty bad job at it lmao

Would you?

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>Jesse Cox

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20 SECONDS LEFT

This board is only hyped with Smash cancer. Just see it for yourself.

1 MINUTE

Lol I like how she told them to dye her eyes brown and make her boobs small.
What a selfhating loser.

Im fucking 24 yo, i dont have to know who fucking e celebs are you fucking mongrel

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Which starting life path is Zig Forums choosing

Yes
I'd also let her step on me

All 3 will be required to 100%

Cunnychaser.

/nomad/

LETS GOOO

CUTE!

street kid, just like everybody else.

>Opens with nigger music again
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT

JOGGERS MUSIC I FUCKING LOVE NIGGERS AHHHHHHHHHHH BLM BLM BLM FUCK DA POLICE COMMIES RULEEEEEE

>rap music
inb4 utter disbelief and outrage

>2 nigs and a cuck

Looks past-gen

>Mad money ripoff
Yeah no hype restored, this will be based

How is this not GTA lmfao?

why is it so bright and happy?
i want sad, dark bladerunner sHit!!!1!!!!!

SYSTEM SPECS REQS BEING ANNOUNCED

this is kinda cringe bros

this looks fucking terrible

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this game looks so trashy and degenerate

ahh
now I understand their angle with the music

GTA 2077?

want my money, on the double.

FUCK YES 35 FRAMES PER SECOND I LOVE IT

OH NONONO THE NIGHT TIME

nightcity.love/en/

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is he a man or a woman?

Where's the Cyberpunk? It actually all looked liked something from a GTA game.

are you ready for the gender slider?

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nightcity.love/en/

lmao at the GTA

kinda cringe

you're really gonna buy this fags game?

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those clipping hotplants holy shit

already did

maybe

>pre-ordering games
holy shit stop with the memes already

he was working on witcher 3

yep

>Cyberpunk is suppose to poke fun at society at it most degenerate and lowest point
>this game is made by degenerates
don't they understand the irony in this?

>that boobjob beer ad
fuck

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HOLY SHIT VANISHING 2D SPRITE CARS OH NO NO NO NO

LET ME PLAY IT ALREADY YOU FUCKERS

Jesus Christ I hope to God this is running on an xbox series S because these framerates look like they will be complete garbage

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Nobody gives a shit about your favorite friend simulator. Fuck off zoomer.

>it's literally gta
oh no no no no

How long until the paid Polacks come to Zig Forums and starts shilling?

I stopped being hyped about this dumpster fire 1-2 years ago. Hopefully a different dev will make a good cyberpunk game.

Heh, boobs

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Then leave this thread? Why comment if you stopped giving a shit?

Blade Runner bros...

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Wow this looks amazing!

kino

gtfo then

wtf Zig Forums told me that devs were taking away all our boobies and hetero sexuality !

he's lonely user

i want THIS

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Fucking hell, this is ugly as fuck.

jej. Report the livestream to Youtube for nudity. Would be fucking funny if they shut it down

Looks amazing desu

HAND
PLACED
GARBAGE

>Then leave this thread?

Soijack.jpg

literally gta trannypunk edition

exploring the city in the game seems like it'll be fun but everything related to the writing seems a bit fucked

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nomad then streetkid then corpo

FUCKING KEK

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Then you dont want cyberpunk 2077.

did she do something different with her hair?

ohnonononono

DOWNGRADED SO HARD

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the world building is top notch

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souless

>Literally the entire game