Why did they change the damsel to a fucking dog? What the fuck?

beat the game the normal way to unlock him
beat the game the hard way to unlock his wife

Nice deflection normie

Yeah but how does he look in-game?

Men and women have become a separate species OP.

>Imagine missing on all the great stuff in Spelunky 2 because you don't want to be reminded that you're a kissless virgin

exactly like the screenshot you posted
i haven't unlocked him and don't have a stream of someone playing him on hand so i can't show you directly

there was like 10 different "damsels" in 1

The dog looks like shit in the new game. I liked the spelunky 1 look way better.

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I like how derpy he looks in 2, but you may be right that he looked better in HD.

I think a majority of the art is an upgrade in 2 though, especially after having seen more areas from the game. It looks great despite the flatter lighting.

Why want damsels when you can be the damsel

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>Why did they change the damsel to a fucking dog? What the fuck?

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based tranny

I wonder if there's a secret damsel in this one. Has anybody tried pressing the randomize damsel option 100 times? Doing that in HD gave you the sloth damsel.

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SJWs complained about damsels in Spelunky 1 (even though there were male and female ones)

>get to olmec
>"oh this is exactly the same as the first game"
>drop him down easily
>phase 2 starts

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Waiting for the PC release. How is the game compared to the first?

Way tougher. And lots of content so far.

a great metaphor for the patriarchy
bravo Derek

Pretty fun, enjoying it as much as I have with HD and classic so far. Still haven't gotten further than area 3 though, it's a lot more brutal with its layouts and enemies
Hover pack is my new favorite item

What exactly makes it harder? Did they make enemy A.I. more intelligent or change the movement or something?

I'm not a white woman.

Real coomer here, no one on earth cares. Fuck pol

More difficult enemies in general and sometimes devilish layouts, to the point where its sometimes masochistic how many arrow traps they place in a row. A lot more chances to just instantly die in general
The hired hand AI is somewhat competent now though still risky to take, shopkeepers use ladders now but are still dumb as bricks though

Is there R34 of her and Hat Kid lezzing out yet

Does the shopkeep bombtrick still work?

They added some annoying enemies and made them more common.

Shopkeepers are also a bit harder to kill now.

Rent free faggot. Sjw games are trash

Where you bait them to the entrance? Maybe, haven't tried it yet
The rope trick doesn't work anymore though because of their climbing

>Could have had the damsel AND the three various pets
>REMOVE an option for literally no reason
Sequels are supposed to be improvements, not downgrades.

Yeah, but giant spiders are now a 2-x enemy, so you can't get the paste right off the bat.