How do I get a job Zig Forums

Depends on the job but for low skill jobs literally yes

amazon is p easy for a starter job since they don't give a fuck about a resume plus the benefits are decent for such a shitty job.
worked there for two years before moving on but it got my foot in the door when I applied for a wind turbine tech job.

I'm good for now i'm only 18 soon 19, no need to 2bh

How do I get neet bux

How the fuck do you have no experience at 25?

Globalization sold us out. They're importing cheap labor instead and the resume hiring shit is just a front. It fucking sucks to not be a third worlder.

Being a NEET

I am kind of in the same boat as op, but I have an education. Never got a job, but I did get a degree. Unfortunately, I could never find a job with my degree.

In my case, I had to help out a sick family member I live with and we had a steady income source, so I didn’t and still currently don’t need a job. I want one though, so I’m planning to start looking whenever Corona dies down.

Learn a trade. I became an electrician and managed to rise up to shift manager and not do any work by virtue of not being a lazy sack of shit.

>by virtue of not being a lazy sack of shit.

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You see it happen with people entering the workforce and getting trapped in retail or food service hell before burning out.

Most important thing is to get a(nother) job and stay employed at least part time while working on a program in school or self-learning.

All is not lost.

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Get a full time job though preferably. Anything.
IT help desk is one of several viable starting points for moving up without a degree (or while working on one) if you're lucky enough to snag one that isn't a blatant scam or slavery scheme. Can also break out into a hobby and go to work for yourself.

I didn't wanna and nobody made me

I work for one of the biggest American banks. I am not going to say which one. I applied as a "joke" because they had these fancy as fuck requirements and ''prefered experience''. I do not meet either.

I received a call 2 days later, attended inteview and I got the job instantly, and no, it's a corporate position, I am not seeing any customers. my manager told me that there's very few people applying because most of them can't speak english and use translator to translate to spanish, and refuse to work afternoon shifts. Now I am sitting on a comfy cushion shitposting on Zig Forums at work (from home).

I recommend applying. Requirements on offers are a scam.

>no exp
>25yo
OH NONONO You're fucked OP

Assuming you're in 'murica, apply at any retail store especially now that Thanksgiving/Black Friday is coming. They'll take literally anyone

If that fails, Fedex/UPS warehouses.

You apply for a job and get it.
Your problem is you just don't want to work any of the menial jobs available.
which to be fair I don't either so there you go

I mean like an actual career. I don't want to wageslave. fuck that.

Depends where you live. Where the fuck I live part time job can possibly earn you more than shitty wage full time.
Or maybe was just lucky. Got like I don't know 1700/month for working 18 hours a week. It had some untaxed benefits and the actual pay was low enough so I was qualified for government assistance money. these systems are really fucked up sometimes.

Depends on the job. Fill out a resume, make sure you have no criminal history, and you can land a minimum wage job easily or at the very least a $15 an hour warehouse job somewhere. You'll have an easier time for low wage jobs if you're a minority due to Affirmative Action bullshit. Retail, fast food, or restaurant work might be the easiest for you outside of physical labor and janitorial jobs but unless you love taking shit from people all the time my advice is to build up a skill like coding or get a business/MIS degree at a community college to land a better working environment.

>i want a job
>here's a list of jobs
>manual labor? no way those are beneath me

>

>have no income
>heres something to get you an income while you look for work
>no thats gay I want a real job
>continue to have no income
This is why you don't have a job user.

I love my job as i get paid $16 an hour playing video games at work.

I have an interview on Monday
wish me good luck bros

>tfw 5 tear gap on my resume
Not even McDonalds accepts me.

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and this is exactly the problem. There are literally thousands of jobs available to anyone with zero skill whatsoever, but because it's not "exciting" or "too boring" for them they'd rather just stay unemployed and bitch about not having any money and how hard it is to get jobs

You could just lie

Go to your local walmart and become a cashier or just a guy who grabs shit and takes to somewhere
You are literally treated like trash but hey, its a wagie

>but i'll do this summer
but it's just turned fall

If you're applying for an office job, lying on your resume is a good way to get blacklisted by companies fast. All they have to do is call your "reference", previous employers for background checks, etc. and you're done.

>tfw still furloughed from old job
>tfw they send me emails about looking to hire new people
>tfw they turn down my applications

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Just lie nigger
Nobody verifies what is written on a resume unless you are applying to like, management or shit

Your "reference" could lie

>All they have to do is call your "reference", previous employers for background checks, etc. and you're done.
I would say that 90% of offices dont have background checks, unless its some very autistic HR department with strict orders to do so

Don't lie about work history or references, but you could come up with a convincing lie about self-learning and fostering hobbies you care about if they're relevant to what you're applying to. Relevancy is key.

Look into learning industry standard software and standard practices on your own time; it doesn't even have to be a lie if you start RIGHT NOW.

I haven't included references on my resume in years, just mention that references can be provided if they ask.
Nobody has ever asked.

>>tfw 5 year gap on my resume
How the actual fuck? How were you paying your bills?

Dont listen to these pussies
Lie
Its not like you are applying to fucking google, most places dont care

But don't say you spent a year plus learning the ins and outs of a singular product or something. Use common sense.

Bruh

coasting on savings or irresponsible parents

Just be a concubine, user.
Share expenses, kiss each other, talk about vidya, all the fun stuff.

It's literally impossible to get a job unless you're a turd worlder willing to work for near slave wage and with no care for osha or you have networking skills and know people who can get you in.

Unless you're doing to real high level shit all a resume does is get you in a seat in front of a recruiter. Once you're in the room with them that's when you sell yourself to get hired.