I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMOOOORE (PS5 Hate Thread)

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMOOOORE
PORTING EVERYTHING I'VE BOUGHT BEFOOORE

ALL THESE GAMES ARE ON PC
I WANT EXCLUSIVITY
PAID FIVE HUNDRED ON LAUNCH DAY
THEN THEY PRICE CUT ANYWAAAAAY

(Just like last gen...)

EVERY GAME YOU TAKE FROM MEEEE
>TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
MY OWN INTERNET ISN'T FREEE
>NOW I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

I FIND THE GRAPHICS AREN'T SO CLEAAAAR
DOWNGRADED GAMES JUST LIKE I FEAAAR
DATED HARDWARE MAKES NO SENSE
I FOUND BLISS IN IGNORANCE
FEWER GAMES, THE LESS I PLAY
OVER AND OVER AGAAAAAIN

(Just like last gen...)

EVERY GAME YOU TAKE FROM MEEEE
>TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
GRAPHICS LOOK LIKE PS THREEEEE
>SO I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

EVERY GAME YOU TAKE FROM MEEEE
>TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE S-S-DEEEEE
>CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO.... BREAK

...

SHUT UP WHEN I'M COPING ON Zig Forums
SHUT UP
[record scratching]
SHUT UP
[record scratching]
SHUT UP
[record scratching intensifies]
SHUT UUUUP
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

EVERY GAME YOU TAKE FROM MEEEE
>TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
FF7 IS A TRILOGYYYYY
>NOW I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

EVERY GAME YOU TAKE FROM MEEEE
>TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
I NEED A LITTLE ROOM TO SEEEEETHE
>CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO.... BREAK

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FUCK PS5

why would they make an all white console for a player base primarily composed of blacks?

based. have a tamale, O P

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Tell those Snoy Trannies to enjoy their NO Backwards Compatibility and NO Games, Weak, Underpowered, Vagina.

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isn’t the series s more powerful than PS5?

the fastest way to tell a broke nigga from a rich nigga is which one buys everything in all white

FUCK PS5. AMEN.

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In some aspects, yes.

Have normies learned nothing from the debacle of a generation that was the PS4? Did they seriously actually enjoy it? PS5 is the same Bullshit happening all over again. PS5 is just the PS4 Version 2.0.
>No Backwards Compatibility

FUCK THE PISS STATION 5

youtube.com/watch?v=BngxKer9ROc

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You mean In the Most Important aspects, the actual CPU processing power, yes, series s is more powerful than PS5.

the budget model for half the cost is more powerful? embarrassing..

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
SONYS TO BLAME
THEY GAVE PS5 JUST ONE GAME

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What LP song is this parodying?
I can't tell honestly

Lol KEK

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Demon Souls will be a PC title. PS5 is an utter failure. That $500 would be better use lighting a fire with

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The Song is called: One Step Closer

Sometimes Zig Forums delivers.

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Cut my price into pieces
I've reached my last resort, PC ports, no games

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I’m not playin not anymoore
The more I earn the more it’s a bore

>That $500 would be better use lighting a fire with
Aren't burgerdollars flame retardant?

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anyone turned this into a song yet?

>The games in Series S will run better than in PS5.

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I WONDER HOW
GAMING WILL BE
WITH A GEN THAT I
WILL NEVER PLAY

I WONDER HOW
XBOX WILL BE
WITH A HALO
WE SHALL NEVER SEE

IN EVERY GAME
THERES ANOTHER BLACK
IN EVERY GAME
I WISH THAT I WAS BACK
TO THE TIMES OF OLD
WHEN I COULD CALL YOU A NIGGER WITHOUT BEING BANNED

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Just incase you aren't talking about voocaroo because you’re a fuckin zoomer who doesn’t already know this, the song is called “One Step Closer” and its by the band “Linkin Park”.

I FUCKING DARE YOU

SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING TO PAY
>DOING EVERYTHING TO PAY
FOR JUST A SINGLE MOVIE GAME
IM TRYING TO COPE ALL MY HOPE
SEEMS THE PS5 IS FAILING AROUND ME
THE CUTSCENES ARE LONG, IM SINGING THIS COPE SONG
TRYING TO SHILL SOME MORE, ON THIS Zig Forums BOARD
AND IM SO CONFUSED
ABOUT WHAT TO DO
SOMETIMES I WANT TO THROW THE PS5 AWAY

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You would not believe your eyes
If ten million PC Ports
Lit up the Steam Store as I fell asleep

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>SOMETIMES I WANT TO THROW THE PS5 AWAY
Based and KEK Parody.

don't care still buying ps5

we got a live one boys

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Kys zoomer tranny faggot

please someone to vocaroo this

>CPU is the sole determiner of framerate
Just ask any retard who's actually tried to play games on a Mac why this isn't true

LOOK AT THIS
WHAT DO YOU SEE
A CONSOLE WITH NO EXCLUSIVES

DEMON SOULS REMASTERED
FROM PS3
EVERY GAMES WILL BE PORTED TO PC
OOOOH
IT'S THE CONSOLE WITH NO EXCLUSIVE

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