Here's your controller

bro

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Wait a second this isnt a controller! This is a paw! haha :)

wtf?

You ever actually touch a cat's toe beans? They're weird

They're soft and squishy. I liked them when my cat was alive :(

cats have shit on their paws all the time you toxopozzed degenerate.

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I like to tickle my dogs paws when shes asleep and sometimes she'll get annoyed and kick me with her paw while shes asleep. :O)

>t. dognigger

>cats have shit on their paws all the time
oh so you have something in common

You can still enjoy them user, I like to keep my old cat in the freezer and every now and then I like to let him defrost and squish his wittle footsies and give him a kiss before letting him go back to sleep

>Here’s your console bro

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Why did you have to make me sad again?

:c
t. dogfucker
what the fuck

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paws the game bro, I gotta go get a snack

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dude

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here's yours bro

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I don't even know if I should believe you or not
How the FUCK do you make something like that up

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bro i can't paws this game right meow it's online meowtiplayer

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3210761/

>Fatal Attraction Phenomenon in Humans – Cat Odour Attractiveness Increased for Toxoplasma-Infected Men While Decreased for Infected Women

catfags are mentally ill and always stink like cat piss and shit. FACT

t. Enraged Mutt

What the fuck user

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post beans :3c

imagine literally eating cat shit and having no immune system.
Dog fuckers are literally the densest people on this planet, purely because their shit eating garbage smelling drooling sack of wet fur doesn't give you SPOoKy bRAiN PaRAsITEs oOOOoOoooooOOo

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Yeah and dogs lick their own shit. I hope you remember this the next time your dog licks your face, retard.

based fuck catniggers

Where are the buttons?

Lemme borrow a controller, bro

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AYO HOL UP....*barks at literally nothing for several hours*....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT.....*attacks toddler unprovoked*.....YOU BE SAYIN...LIKE....*vomits unidentifiable bile on carpet*...WE WUZ....SUM...*farts rancid corpse gas*....SUM FINNA....*kills neighbours cat*....LIKE...SUM FINNA.....*tears brand new $7000 mattress to pieces*.....WE WUZ SUM.....*consistently stinks like putrid shit*....MANS BEST FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN-*gets hit by car*

Chuckled. Beauty of a post, user.

isnt refreezing bad?

>*stinks of cat piss and shit while turning into a faggot due to toxoplasmosis infection* heh nothing personal kid

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yes it makes mustard gas

Thanks bro

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of paws before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my hands, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful:...

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my feetpaws too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing s-socks anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user!

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what.... the ever living in hell.......

No sound mind produced this.

humanity is trash

one will protect you
the other will try to kill you

choose wisely

>source: dude trust me.
--anonymous, 10 minutes ago

WHYYYYYYYY

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The dude in the picture is me user

pozzed cat causes brain inflammation in babies, parents don't know why the baby is constantly sick and crying, because they are retard cat faggets, baby grows up without proper synaptic pruning because of toxoplasma pozz, becomes an autist. Autist then becomes a tranny and kills itself 41%.

simple as

>toe beans
kill yourself