Big sexy ladies bent on marriage

lol no they don't. it's fictional

Kinda hard to tell desu but we do see in the Tarrytown quest that rhondson stays so i assume if they have a child they will raise it together

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Pasties are real im pretty sure you could just slap one on your vagina

user it's not that simple. don't be dumb

nah, but the clothes look way too tight though

>tfw no 8ft tall muscle gf

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Urbosa was genuinely born to be bred, mated, FUCKED by black men. From all standpoints this is correct. Her body is shaped like she was sculpted specifically to please fertile black bulls. Her flowing crimson hair has a slight curl at the end, as if it beckons to be wrapped around a black man's knuckles while he makes her into a woman. Her bottom is soft and shapely, the cushioning plenty adequate for a pent up, powerful black bull to pound her into a creaking bed. Imagine all those years cooped up in Gerudo Town, never allowed to explore her femininity, all those nights spent fantasizing about what normal people do to each other. A regular dose of dick is not enough. A pitiful cock like YOUR'S can't make up properly for those years lost. Urbosa's entire body, mind and soul are practically BEGGING to be bent over and dominated by a black man. Imagine her cute little ears flushing red and twitching in his hand as the black bull of her dreams goes balls deep inside her. No Gerudo should be denied this kind of pleasure. You are legitimately a selfish person if you think Urbosa shouldn't be allowed to seek out a black male to empty his balls inside her after everything she has been through.

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Last time I checked, the Gerudo tribe have no affiliation with Demise. The only connection is that their extremely rare male offspring is disgustingly strong, so Demise goes for them and keeps the return of Ganondorf going.
So no, Demise was planning no such thing.

Those tits are too small for that ass

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I don't see what any of this has to do with color. But hey, it's your fetish, and if people can be into scat, you can be into bullshit.

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These kind of posts will never stop being entertaining.

based. all of the pleasure with none of the real world problems since she'd just have wonderful gerudo daughters

this artist does a lot of /ss/, would be cool to have the first /ss/ urbosa art

Its kinda hard to give urbosa large breast with that bra armor thing I speak from experience

Do Rito lay egg??

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Probably

That was basically the idea in many cultures throughout history:
>A man's sexual desire is very strong, almost distracting to himself, and it often does not correlate with his romantic/emotional desires
>Also what are the odds of an average man finding a wife who fulfills both his sexual AND emotional/romantic needs all at once? Impossible!
>Solution: Men have mistresses.
>Your wife is the woman you love. You respect her and share your life with her. You picked her based on her personality and skills, not looks. She will raise your children someday.
>Your mistress is the woman who gets you rock hard, nothing else. She fulfills all your sexual desires, but you only respect her so far as you'll keep a roof over her head and some food on her plate so she stays alive. She will bear your children someday, for you and your wife to raise.
>You get the cool supportive wife AND the big fat ass to fuck, without killing yourself trying to get one woman with all of the above

baste

They're like sharks. Live young, the strongest is allowed to emerge.

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bros im desperate for good femdom without the sissy shit

>sample

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What is good femdom?