Why though?

Why though?

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remember when Geoff Keighley appeared in Death Stranding?

Don't know the person and don't care.
Still buying Cyberpunk 2077.

Free marketing and positive reviews

she has giant fucking tits, where are they? If nobody else does it I'm going to self-learn how to mod the game and do it. there is a serious conspiracy against big tits

Who does that please ? Who asked for this ? The e-celebs better be killable, especially this bitch that I see everywhere

she is a retard and she said that she wanted her tits decreased for the game, she also called everyone who disagrees a limpdick

That would be very problematic.

She dresses and positions herself to make her tits appear bigger.
how old are you to not know this? twelve?

why what?

Why is Elyse, the superior funhaus member by fucking miles and, quite possibly, the only funny woman on the face of the earth, not being immortalize in as many games as possible.
Ahhhhhh, fuck this thot

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her real tits are still not that small

so when ME3 does it it's bad, but when they do it it's suddenly fine

>they put Alanah in the game
fucking poggers. Day one buy.

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This game is looking shittier by the day, it's astonishing.

She wanted them to be smaller in-game because you're a limp dick :)
>Translation: "I sell myself on tits and so I don't want the character to be able to compete. I need the attention."

LISTEN I HAVE AN IDEA HOW WE MAKE CYBERPUNK THE BEST SELLING TITLE, WE ADD FAMILIAR FACES, THAT WILL MAKE CONSUMERS APPRECIATE AND CONNECT MORE WITH THE GAME. IMAGINE WE INVITE ACTORS, LIKE KEANUE REAVES HOW EPIC WOULD THAT BE!!!!!!!!!

Why do you have to post this so much, why are you so fucking obsessed with her? Shes not the only and far from the worst eceleb game

who's this ugly bitch?

DAMN ECELEB IS IN THIS? I was on the fence but after seeing this I just spent money preordering

CD project just GETS us gamers in a way other companies dont

why not, incel?

marketing goy how isn't this obvious to you fags yet

So can I kill her in the game?

because she doesn't have "journalist" cred

she gon get fucked

because I want to sex her

>incel
Since you like using Reddit words so much, you can go back there.

I hope I can kill her

Putting a literally who from twitter is very different than putting your husband in your game.

At this moment I wouldn't be surprised if there'll be possibility to tip onlyfans whores in cyberpunk2077 with real money

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that hair would get caught in the joints

>tits smaller
>jaw wider
>complexion browner
>hair colored

her hair is already colored