Play Total War: Warhammer II

Play Total War: Warhammer II.

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God, I wish that were me.

>women
you had one fucking job

Is the guy in the left, right?

And he did it perfectly!

>scaly boobs
Ouch.

Reptile scales can be really soft. Try holding a python sometime.

I hold python everyday

Who are the best video game lizard? My vote goes for Sorlag.

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Does it have sexy lizards in it?

Even gator bellies are smooth

I am. I am playing Pirate Coast. The units are really fun but I don really know what kind of build to go for in an army as I am a brainlet.

Also currently at war with everyone because Reikland declared war on me and everyone was their ally. Its just tedious at this point.

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women are boring
call me when there are gator men

I'm holding my python right now babe. You wanna touch it sweetheart? ;)

Why are scalechads so great, and furgins so pathetic?

More like a hognose lmao

stop being gay

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tail too short also
UGH UURGH GRUAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ESL retard

I will when it goes on sale

I AM TYRION HEIR OF AENARION

What a fake and gay thread.

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I want a Druchii girlfriend bros. I can fix her

SUMMON THE _____________

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I don't honestly think I even know that many lizards in vidya
Do dragons count?

Why do whites want to have sex with all kinds of animals?

No peace, just war

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Consider me intrigued

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Shut up Imrik

breeding with animals is a long european tradition

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LIZARD PUSSY

>scalies
Skaven chads RISE

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Yeah, but especially dogs, lizards, horses etc. It's like you need to fuck and get fucked by animals. Even your ancient mythology is full of bestiality.

>pretty normal
>come to v for first time
>See lizard girl thread
>fap to fantasy of giant ass lizard i tame
>look physically sick the next day that my family all comment on it and the huge bags under my eyes
Damn coomers got me again

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Because we long since realized human women are inferior and not deserving of attention.

it's our world, we can exploit it however we wish. you should be thanking us for genetically uplifting your mongrel lineage.

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>Skaven
>post Molag Bal's favorite ass raper
skavenfags are retards

Everybody knows Lizardmen keep Amazons (and other captured females) in their spawning pools as broodmares. Thats why there is so little written about the Amazons.
Everybody knows whats going on but nobody just doesn't want to talk about it.
Explananation that lizards spawn from space-goo is just to attempt to keep warhammer PG. Don't trust the neck beards. Because of their lacking social skills they can“t read between the lines.

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How fucking long did you jerk off for?