Super Mario Sunshine is honestly an extremely cringe, infantile and emasculating game that set back the confidence and sexual success of GameCube fans for years. You basically got the GameCube instead of the PlayStation 2 everyone was getting, because they were going to make a game as good and beloved as Super Mario 64, and when you bring everyone over to play your biggest Nintendo game ever you’ve been talking about, suddenly Mario is in a pink plane going to kiddie court over pudding because a whining baby has a mommy complex with this Barbie bitch. >‘Oh but Wind Waker is supposed to be the next OoT!’
Yeah, sorry kids. I am absolutely CERTAIN this sexual humiliation has turned many a Nintendo kid gay or even trans. What a horrible release of a console.
Super Mario Sunshine is honestly an extremely cringe...
100% true. everyone that likes this game is a mentally-ill tranny speedrunning the game in their mother's basement.
sunshit is objectively one of the worst games ever made.
This...actually makes sense. Probably why I never liked the game, at all, just played the beginning and dropped it. And I adored sm64. Fucking nips.
What do Peach's feet smell like?
I'm not gonna read all that shit but I just want to say that it's a crime that there is so little porn of Peach breastfeeding Bowser Jr.
>copying someone elses post from last night for your own thread
extremely poor form
Case closed
I wrote that post this morning
>copy/pasting your own post from a previous thread into the OP
even more pathetic
Dilate
seethe
I'm not the loser projecting his own sissy hypno fetish unto a whole console and posting about it on Zig Forums
The gamecube mirrors the Wii U.
> Weird gimmicky hardware that people have no idea how to develop for
> Has a great library in hindsight, but struggled to sell in its time because of shit release timings and the more anticipated games not being what/when people wanted
>Super Mario Sunshine is honestly an extremely cringe, infantile and emasculating game that set back the confidence and sexual success of GameCube fans for years. You basically got the GameCube instead of the PlayStation 2 everyone was getting, because they were going to make a game as good and beloved as Super Mario 64, and when you bring everyone over to play your biggest Nintendo game ever you’ve been talking about, suddenly Mario is in a pink plane going to kiddie court over pudding because a whining baby has a mommy complex with this Barbie bitch. >‘Oh but Wind Waker is supposed to be the next OoT!’
>Yeah, sorry kids. I am absolutely CERTAIN this sexual humiliation has turned many a Nintendo kid gay or even trans. What a horrible release of a console.
I didn’t say sissy hypno, I’m saying that in America people were calling Nintendo gay and kids were saying it wasn’t because it had OoT and shit, and then when the GameCube came out all those kids were fucking destroyed, left either defending Super Mario Sunshine and Wind Waker as anything but bubbly toddler games, or to drop the console and say nothing
Melee was cool tho
Has anyone jerked of with this? Like put the hand in the puppet and pretended that peach is jerking them off?
>I’m saying that in America people were calling Nintendo gay
source?
had a cool remake of biohazard though, and there was twin snakes so it has an exclusive metal gear despite the bad shit about the game. Used to play PSO online on gamecube all the time but yeah, ps2 was way better in every way lol.
>I am absolutely CERTAIN this sexual humiliation has turned many a Nintendo kid gay or even trans.
This literally reads like shit out of some gay ass sissy transformation garbage
is there a discord on this shit? Why is there so many tranny threads on Sunshine lately
Yeah the GameCube did ultimately have a small collection of games that’s aren’t as childish, but it was no PS2 and still was a plastic purple thing
It’d be a comedic exaggeration if there wasn’t LITERALLY a trans community spawned just from people who speedrun GameCube games. I’m not kidding some of these kids never recovered
Pic related
Oof.
why would peach breast feed bowser jr in their universe storks are where babies come from
>It’d be a comedic exaggeration if there wasn’t LITERALLY a trans community spawned just from people who speedrun GameCube games.
>people who speerdun gamecube games
>speedrun gamecube games
>speedrun
And there's the secret word. It has nothing to do with Nintendo itself, but the speedrunning community. Something about speedrunning games, Nintendo or otherwise draws in a large number of trannies.
GC had Metroid Prime 1 and 2, Geist, Eternal Darkness, the best version of CoD2, and RE4.
Babies need milk
They’re connected. The founder of speedrunning as a sport is an ur-tranny and a Nintendo superfan. Cosmo and lots of Nintendo fans were faced with abandoning some amount of masculinity when the GameCube came out and it was an objectively gay console. Some never recovered. That’s what the thread is about.
I do remember Metroid Prime being a saving grace, alongside X Men Legends
>Cosmo and lots of Nintendo fans were faced with abandoning some amount of masculinity when the GameCube came out and it was an objectively gay console.
You should stop wanking it to sissy hypno so much
Based!