>big sexy delicious brown ladies bent on marriage
>offspring will always be 100% gerudo
>child will 99.9% of the time will be a woman ready to pump out more gerudos
Did Demise want to racemix Hylians out of existence?
Big sexy delicious brown ladies bent on marriage
Juan Reed
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Isaac Jones
Good thing that they were barely interested in reproduction, otherwise it would have been a problem
Imagine a huge, fast growing army of female warriors, first used by hyrule for taking over other countries, until they split up into separate factions/countries and start to fight each other, up to the point where men become rare because they can make armies regrow faster. Fertile men become the very base and the most protected factor of a growing, functional army
Oh
Oh no
This is porn fic fuel
Sebastian Parker
Sounds really interesting id read iy
Noah Perez
Sounds like this.
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Adam Gutierrez
Why do str8 men make their entire personalities about being str8? We get it, you like women, stop talking about it. Jesus christ.
Ian Flores
I liked that show
Angel Morales
Str8 men can't get sex so they are horny all the time.
Austin Cooper
I FUCKING LOVE (the concept of) WOMEN
Kevin Thomas
Off yourself, obnoxious tranny
Noah Brown
I wish I had a gerudo wife
Connor Perez
>no titsweat or ass sweat
dropped
Nathaniel Wood
Landon Cruz
You just know
Jordan Thomas
>Gerudo witches (Twins) adopt the Gerudo King as a boy.
>Teach him evil magic and demon tribe summing from the “Dark Realm” (ref OoA/OoS/ST).
>Envy that those in Hyrule lives of plenty with good economy and resource rich lands.
>”I COVETED THAT WIND I SUPPOSE...”
Congratulations, you now have a human who accidentally inherited the will and hatred of all Hylians (Bloodline of the Goddess, and the Spirit of the Hero).
Demise had nothing to do with the Gerudo race. Ganondorf just accidentally mantled Demise, just like Vaati, Bellum, and Malledus.
Cooper Young
Jaxon Robinson
Kek.
Jeremiah Morales
This makes wonder if Ganondorf was raised by his actual parents how he would of turned out
Chase Perez
I’m adamant that Groose is the patriarch of the Gerudo race. Now if only we had explanation why Gerudos 99% of the time only produce women.
Alexander Russell
i want to lick gerudo girl's tummy
Jackson Sanders
Adrian Gray
They only produce female offspring, so if they really did "racemix Hylians out of existence", they would have no men to breed with and would die out themselves.
Henry Cox
seems like the perfect plan
Andrew Martin
>His birth mother was probably still a theif, and his father was some nobody solely motivated to bed a Gerudo.
Probably just be a very charming bastard with a heart of gold for his people. He will most of the time screw you over, but during the climax when the shits hit the fan and all chips are down— Ganondorf will be riding his army of horse archers to save the day in classic Battle of Helms Deep; just don’t expect him to help you all the time.
Justin Rivera
>All Humans die out, both Hylians and Gerudo.
Sounds like something exactly what a member of the Demon Tribe would want.
Matthew Roberts
This gal walks up to you, slaps your ass, and demands that you make her part of your harem. What do?
Justin Baker
groose was too chad for the entire race, it could not handle so much chadness with a 50/50 gender split, so it was forced to either
>reduce chadness of the gerudo
or
>reduce how many gerudo men are born
the first option is obviously sacrilege, so nature took the second option
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Gavin Russell
Fun fact: The Gerudo don't fuck the men they marry.
Instead, they utilize a far more.... Immediate form of reproduction.
Let me give some hints
>No wait or hustle of pregnancy, instant results
>No need to actually RAISE them, just give them an adjustment period
>Keeps people from finding them easily
>Only downside is that people get REALLY suspicious after a while
Aiden Perez
Let her do a sex exam first and let my brain get fucked out by her, only to flee during the night leaving back a letter that she failed the exam
I mean look at her she has crazy eyes and wields a hugeass axe
Wyatt Bennett
>no muscles
Get this shit out of my face
Joseph Barnes
Cameron Hill
now i want to lick not only her tummy but also her soles.
Jose Lewis
I've been playing through breath of the wild again recently and ive noticed a lot of the random npcs are really hot, do you guys have any favorites?
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Jackson Moore
I think ill draw them at some point.
Benjamin Cruz
The mask, but how would they multiple of them
Aiden Taylor
Magic works in mysterious ways
Jayden Richardson
Me on the bottom.