Uhh.. Thanks?

You should wait. Honestly, buying first edition tech is risky and there's no rush in getting one. It'll be there next month and four years from now.

That's what I'd prefer I guess. Have they confirmed that you'll have access to the PS4 games you've bought digitally on PS5?

Why that number, autist?
Why not at least 13 or 15 months?

>preorder that shit
The ultimate trap

even if youre a max consoomer they cant even fucking provide half the time whats with consoles these days

Jesus. I'd believe it since so many people were upset that it only came in white and they didn't make it black like all the other PS consoles in the past.

Cities can be rebuilt

not these days

But I want a black one!

>We're going to do the thing we were going to do anyway, but we'll frame it as doing you a favor because you're stupid and gullible.
noice

I see black there

>Got a ps5 pre order through the sony invite
Hah eat my shorts dorks

>more for me to purchase and resell
already have 2, have $20k in my checking account doing fuckall, gonna try to get as many consoomer electronics (ps5, rtx 3080, rtx 3090) as possible to flip + resell

user it's fake..

haha what a sheeple animal you are

how'd this even happen? Did Sony change the date at the last minute or something? Why did all the retailers jump the gun?

>Sony: Guys please don't open up preorders until tomorrow
>One retailer: opens preorders
>every other retailer: fuck we better do it too, plus wtf does sony care they're getting units sold anyways
likely what happened

>Muh sheeple

Okay, Zig Forums.

No shit, user.

>I was just pretending to be retarded
sure thing

This is called artificial scarcity and it increases demand. They do it with literally every new technology upon release and if you fall for it you are an idiot.

thats unlikely

I'm not getting the shitty first edition.
I'll wait for the slim version.

Why are Americans like this?

Didn't Sony pretty much give the OK to go out and steal a Playstation?

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Why are europoors like this

Heres what happened

Sony
>Nobody is interested in the PS5, its going to be a disaster for us, we need to create a situation where only a few scalpers get their hands on it so no one else can, only then can we create buzz around our shit underpowered product as these dumb fuck consooomers only want what they cant have.

Thats basically how that played out at sonys commiefornia hq

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Walmart opened up early and then every other retailer saw them and followed suit.

Indoctrination

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Better than nShittia

What's the problem? If retards in my country want to spend a lot of money because they're impatient, why shouldn't I profit off of that? I'm not withholding some kind of essential good or service, I'm taking money from impatient people. It's not my responsibility whether or not they are spending their money properly. It's opportunity.

>the forest that i live
Go away, finn.

nuggets for protein, sliced fruit for carbs / sugar and milk for fat / calcium. Whats wrong with this ???

Lol school lunches growing up for me were always pathetic. I mean, some of it was good, but the portions were small and laughable. The cafeteria pizza was god-tier and that was about it. Most of the time you got a baby sized portion of fruit and small thing of milk, and maybe a small thing of mash potatoes or vegatables. You weren't allowed seconds, so the school just gave you a little something to get you through the day. If we got chicken nuggets it was like 4-5 and that was it. Bringing your own lunch made way more sense.

We had a snack bar at the school that was WAY more popular. Nachos, soda, candy, etc. The snack bar made the school tons of money, and it makes sense.

lucky guess

Not him, but he said: "I'd believe it...", implying that he didn't believe it but wanted to. Critical Reading Skills are important.

>What's wrong with this??

It's shitty portion sizes and you'd most likely starve to death.

>Inb4 fat

Not all of us have sissy appetites. That meal looks like something you'd give a slave or poor person.

Children don't need that much food lardass

you do realize that not every 5 year old has the same gargantuan appetite that your fat ass has, right?Most kids 7 and under would eat half of that over the course of 10 minutes and then say they're full

>sissy appetites
lol is this what you're going with tubby?

>lucky guess
Deduction, if you live in a forest and aren't scared to admit it, then I think of Canada or Finnland. And since you don't know Americans that well, you'd probably wouldn't be Canadian.

>5-7 year olds

They served us that in my high school. 14-18 year olds need more food than what you'd serve to a 5-7 year old, retards.

Cringe

>"you should've just ASSUMED that I was talking about how in my high school they gave us this shit"
american education, everyone.

What the fuck are you even in a rush to play?

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only if you're black

>HELP ME!
LMAO