ALL YOU UNGRATEFUL HUMANS

ALL YOU UNGRATEFUL HUMANS

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i really fucking hope sega never tries to remake sa2

WHO TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME

>program a space colony in the middle of a jail cell
How

entire computer shoved up his ass at all times

it was a inside job
ivo just took the blame of it

big brain

It wasn't gerald it was shadow

Someone give me a quick breakdown of what this is

Pic related is Eggman's grandpa about to be executed in a death camp by the American government after being found guilty of developing weapons of mass destruction.

Wow

Was giving us a taste of your revenge part of your plan?

are we ever getting sa3

Don't, Sonic lore makes zero sense

>Pic related is Eggman's grandpa
They literally never, ever explain how sonic and the human world is connected

Don't forget about the AIDS subplot.

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

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>They literally never, ever explain how sonic and the human world is connected
They somewhat try in Sonic X.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

He did nothing wrong.

Shadow done did it

Ivo was right. He literally deserves to rule the world after what they did to his family.

The Sonic world WAS the human world until they split it up into a human world and a mobian world after Forces which fucked up the plot even more

They never will
Robonick was in moebius in all the old games and now they are on earth

That still doesn't explain it fully. When did he have time between Shadow being ejected down to Earth by Maria, and then sealed by GUN, to get Shadow to be in "I PROMISE YOU REVENGE" mode?

Jesus Christ what was wrong with just speedy blue hedgehog and fat scientist?

SUPPORTING ME...

If you're not a black arms it's hard to understand how much this hurts. I'm physically shaking and it feels like I'm burning an ulcer into my stomach wall. This entire country hates us, and has hated us since its inception and there's absolutely nothing we can do to change it. Whenever we try to change it we face a backlash that kills our brothers and sisters. For us, existing is probable cause, it's grounds for summary execution by state actors. People are celebrating that the GUN agents will face no punishment, their own countrymen who fly flags of "don't eat me" and claim the 2nd amendment is to protect them from tyranny are cheering that the state executed a black arms in their home in the dead of night without consequence. Black Doom was an inspiration, he was a responsible figure, an essential leader, and they killed him in his home without compunction, comfortable in the knowledge that they'd be protected by the system because, despite all of what Black Doom was, at the end of the day he was just a black arms, and black arms' lives don't fucking matter in the United Federation.

I'm fucking crushed, I don't know where we'll get the strength to carry on.

Considering how they can't even copy their own 2D controls without needing a third party I hope they never remake any game at all.

Tell me about the AIDS gun, I can never find anything about it outside of here.

Didn't play SA2? They had him keep working for them after the raid which is when he reprogrammed Shadow.

>how sonic and the human world is connected
Do you ask yourself why there are dinosaurs in DBZ too?

Broooo New Sonic games need an epic story!!!!!

Why was Sonic so intolerant?

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'00s Sonic unironically went too far. Current Sonic isn't great but it's leaps and bounds better than that shit.

What will it fucking take for him to get fired?

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HE DILATED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT, HE CUT HIS HEDGEHOG-FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OFF AND HE DILATED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

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At the very beginning of the game when eggman releases him.

Goku and pals don't inexplicably travel between 2 worlds, their worlds and travel between them are much more clearly defined. Sonic's world & human world rules were made up in secret and never addressed in game stories.

No it’s fucking not. Haha lol baldy mcnosehair shit is NOT better. Is the series not allowed to take itself remotely seriously at all just because the characters don’t look realistic?

>Goku and pals don't inexplicably travel between 2 worlds
Neither does Sonic

if it werent for him mania would have only 5 levels

it was never just speedy blue rodent and fat scientist. but it wasn't this shit either

SA2 has the same problem I have with all stories that pull the "character acts on believable & understandable motivation but since he/she did bad things and is likeable, the bad things they did were because mind control." Shadow had every right to feel wronged since his family was ripped from him, plus he doesn't really need Earth if he has the Ark (assuming it's self-sufficient) so it makes sense he'd want to destroy Earth, a place he has no real attachment to if he's letting anger take over and ignoring/forgetting Maria's last wish. But no, he had to be a good boy who dindu nuffin because Gerald was the only angry one and somehow secretly mindhacked him.

But it was gerald who programmed the ark to fall to earth once the seven chaos emeralds are placed in the eclipse cannon, because he went mad after finding out maria was one of those who died during the raid on the ARK. The government had him continue his work from prison island, and I guess they didn't properly keep watch over him, which allowed him to alter the ARK's code or some shit.

Tell me in detail how it works in the games without mentioning Sonic X or telling me there's only one world ( which I know is better, but apparently not canon).

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