"Sup, you boys here for the Smash tourney?"

"Sup, you boys here for the Smash tourney?"

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>that belly
Oh dear...

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how can someone let themselves turn into this

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BOOMER

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nah, i'm here for tekken. later bro. good luck.

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can he even hold a gamepad with his both hands?

conceptualise the scent, also yes

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>one copy of the ps5 please

You have to eat as much as 5 men a day I don't know how they get so much food

>ran into people literally that that from time to time when i used to play TCGs
>notice the picture is taken from some sort of TCG hobby store

yup. seems about right

You know that feeling when your stomach is full? Fat people think it's always supposed to be that way.

did he leave a chips trace while moving? is this some kind of a skill?

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Yeah you too bro. Undernight’s gonna start in a bit so I’ll go squeeze in some casuals while I wait

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No, just here for the ladies

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How can they even support their lifestyle? What does he do for a living? How was he able to consume so many calories and then expend zero each day?

adjudicator if he real

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Why let yourself get to that point?

1. you have to be american

I got to 217 lbs before I told myself I needed to change and now I'm 156. I don't know how people let themselves get to this point, no really what do you have to do to gain this much weight? Have a large milkshake with every meal and never take more than 3 consecutive steps?

The only reason he is even walking is because he's in his 20s.

At 30 his knees will fucking explode and his body will go into decay, he will die at 35.

I didn't even noticed that shit

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and that's a good thing!

Imagine the force being applied to his feet/ankles.

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install gentoo

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I don't think those chairs could handle that large lad

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>wh*te """""""men"""""""

>tells tranny to fuck off
ok now this is based

Post the one where he makes friends with an actual girl

you mean it doesnt ?

These people unironically need rich pushover parents and bad genetics to get to this point.

i think, the trail led him there

I swear, this exact thread and posts were posted like less than a month ago.

This isn’t a McDonald’s

To his credit hes doing something a lot are scared of even thinking of doing

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i hope he gets beat up to death

God if you hit that point of being a morbidly obese fuck, how the fuck can you not do something about it...

>Smash tournament
Wheres all the molested kids?

How would he have sex?

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i legit thought that was a diaper at first

Based as fuck. Probably told that mentally ill tranny person something about "safe space autism anxiety" to confuse it so he wont get kicked out for not sucking tranny dick/gash 24/7.

>airdrummer guy sitting next to a qt
How does he do it?

He’s on disability neetbux and gets food stamps. Wagies are literally fueling his glorious NEET lifestyle.

INSANELY BASED

What's going on with his hands, some kind of tick?

Oh dear.

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what if this site has a gap in activity and AI bots make those threads to fill the gap?

asks the guy on Zig Forums

They drink their calories. Probably nothing but huge amounts of full-sugar soda all day. You cannot eat enough of anything to get that fat, you physically would be unable to.

>pic

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he's grooving

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>this is whats left of the white man
Its so pathetic its almost sad

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Probably just can't sit still

>have big belly
>don't bother to buy longer shirts
cmon have some consideration

you camt expend so many calories. sport diesnt do much. and he probably drinks a lof of soda. it doesnt make you feel satied. with just food its impossible.

I think it's something else. Some people repost the same thread because they thought it was funny last time.

he's a big guy

I thought he just turned around for a second to talk to the dude, but yeah, you might be right. is he on some kind of a quest then? the chip trail is leading the way, right? what's on the end of the trail, guys?

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i used to do this all the time in middle school because i was obsessed with rock band and i DON'T have autism

You have to consider that a lot of fatlords got really fat after they bought those shirts

>that tiny arm

That makes no sense. Gigachad isnt black so he wouldnt like fighting games.

Maybe invest into salad if you want to stay full. If half of the stuff you eat on meal is cabbage it isn't very easy to get fat.

Yeah. I feel bad when full full. For me the perfect body feeling is 3/4s full. Where there is no "weight" in my tummy, yet I have full energy. I think when you get to 1/2 your tummy starts to growl, thats my feeling at least

I bet he is bulletproof

>and i DON'T have autism
Bold claim.

For (you)

A nice belly is always top tier, but OP pic is just waaaaay to fat to enjoy.

I'm fat as fuck right now but just started my alternate day fasting + OMAD plan. Wish me luck, bros.

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I bet this specimen posts on Zig Forums and talks about whites being the superior race...

good luck bro

It's exactly what happens. Somebody made a thread today with the same escort mission thread with ashley's pits picture. They either want more pit pics or are bored out of their minds because who cares about discussing escort games for more than once?

>mfw ultrafat acquaintance who talks about losing weight all the time
>tell him to just cut out soda right off the bat
>'haha yeah, maybe i'll do that soon'
>gets massive glass of pop every time we go out to eat
I get that it must suck to be really fat, but it is kind of fucking pathetic when you lack the willpower to do the simplest thing and not guzzle sugar water 24/7

Based

This woulda been me if I hadn't lost over 200 pounds. Don't be like me and wait until you get a blood infection that could have killed you to start losing weight. Though fear of death is a good motivator.

Actually I know someone like this. She used to be slim (well not slim but average), underwent surgery, but the surgery fucked up something in her thyroid and now she's literally incapable of feeling sated after eating. What I mean is that you could set five full course meals before her and she wouldn't be filled. Her knees are literally injured from supporting her weight.
My grandmother had the same thing, but opposite. She eats like half a tomato and a
coffee spoon of mashed potatoes for dinner and she's sated.

it's not like you get fat in a day you but you can always buy more, just get darker shirt and hot steam a decal on it.

Good luck, don't get discouraged.

imagine the smell in that belly fold

>Hey pal! You’re just in time!

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I wish someone walked in on it.

this guy unironically lays pipe too i don't know what this image is supposed to convey

Make sure you stick with it and you'll be fine user. Two years ago I two day fasted every week and dropped from 180 pounds to 149 in three months.

Fasting is absolute cheatmode to losing weight brother

the worst part of this is that someone is playing Dedede

4U

I'm not fat so I don't really know the specifics but couldn't someone like this literally be locked into a room and survive off his own body for a month? Just how far can the body consume its self to survive before it's fatal?

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Ask Boogie

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If you give it at least water it'll be able to survive for weeks easily

Shit that's where I'm at now. Maybe even 190. WFH has been terrible, fattest I've ever been in my life. Time to fast.

>drugs

Gee i wonder why his room is in the state