The loreless, soulless virgin Mario Kart

>the loreless, soulless virgin Mario Kart
>the fanservicing, fan-respecting, soulful Crash Team Racing

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At least with Mario Kart I get all the characters with my initial purchase

Fixed Rillaroo is still the funniest shit to me.

>Right: Have to play WHEN THE GAME TELLS YOU TO PLAY to GRIND TO UNLOCK everything
>Left: Buy game, have fun

Also left is more polished but if right didn't have grind to unlock shit, I'd like it more.

>Mario Kart finally starts embracing other characters that aren't the main cast + variants
>but it's in the fucking mobile game

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If the console version had those characters there would be no reason to buy the mobile game.

Here's your (you), nincel

The way you unlock stuff in mk8d is absolutely dreadful. I can't believe anyone would defend unlockables being randomized.

>grind to unlock gameplay is better than grind for cosmetics
What the fuck kind of opinion is this?

I love the original CTR, but I refuse to buy the remake on principal. Not only is the micro-transaction model immoral and exploitative, but they had the nerve not to implement it until after all the reviews had gone out. There's no way I can justify giving them money for such a product.

Why haven't you fucking pirated it yet then?
Its one of the few remakes/remasters that has struck the right chords for a lot of people.

How is that a comparison? If you are counting different karts as "gameplay" then Crash has those behind its paywall too

Someone get this Hothead outta here.

Nobody cares about all those ugly unappealing crash characters.

so is a potential PC port dead in the water now? i'm on the verge of just picking it up for console at this point

We do. Cry more, nincel.

>fanservice
>Crash
what

WOW, I CAN'T WAIT FOR 60 USD GOLDEN PEACH

>people keep crying about mtx despite it being the fuel for free updates
>people would rather pay for characters and tracks rather than unlocking them for free
Explain yourselves.

Using the roster of nobodies in CTR to fight against the iconic and niche characterizations of Nintendo's most recognizable characters is a losing battle. Especially when CTR censored the trophy girls, removing ALL SOUL.
Just shit on MK8 for being shallow and skill-less compared to the superior kart racing of CTR. They each have strengths and weaknesses between their items, item and driving mechanics, level design, rubber-banding, ect. Try starting there, where it actually fucking matters and isn't a total blowout.

>SOULESS recycled designs from the SOULESS remake
>Definition of scraping the bottom of the barrel character selection (Muh crate! Muh baby t Rex! Soul!)
>Every "female" not named Coco looks like a absolute high-T mongoloid
>Modern gaming cancer MTX bullshit (inb4: "J-jus grind!")
>Shit balancing. Speed is the only engine class you should play. Accel for people too shit to play Speed
>Miniturbo mechanic, i.e Blue Sacred Fire is autistic cancer (Everybody saying "filtered" only proves me right)
>Online fucking sucks. Even if you manage to get into a stable lobby, unless you're a speedrun autist who doesn't get fucked in the ass by items in the fist 10 seconds of the lap enjoy being in 8th place

Kneel Crash Kek Racing. MK8 still the king.

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That's not even right.
MK8 had DLC that included Link and Dry Bowser, MK8D had new characters in the rerelease like Inklings and Bowser Jr., and MK8D had DLC to add stuff like BotW Link

OBJECTIVELY BEST MARIO KART ROSTER
everyone from mario kart 8
tatanga
wart
king bob omb
wiggler
petey pirahna
king k rool
funky kong
dixie kong
monty mole
hammer bro
paratroopa
captain syrup
lubba
chargin chuck
boom boom or pom pom
kamek
e gadd
pianta
birdo
diddy kong
cappy (doesn't have to be driving can possess kart)
Pauline
DK Jr
Goomba (or a random paragoomba)
monkey from yoshi's island (uki is his name I think)
toadsworth
Poochy (based desu my most wanted)
Rudy the clown or the owl boss from mario land 2 (NEVER EVER)
The bird from captain toad
Nabbit
peachette
fawful (also never ever)
Ashley
kritter
jimmy t
sprixie
also throw in the skins from the mobile game on there and tie them to a shop where you can buy them with coins collected during the race (can collect more than 10) or behind accomplishing things in game (winning a cup, beating a staff ghost, etc.)
lmk if i've missed anyone. It pisses me off when people suggest nintendo kart when mario has about 6 million characters that haven't been utilized that'd be great for a new mario kart. Sucks shit that all the great stuff is locked behind a mobile game which leaves me to be optimistic and assume the next mario kart'll have all that sweet content.

holy autism

>rosterfagging a fucking racing game
i hate you people
anyways i dont really care because at the end of the day, when i want to play a kart racing game, its going to be with friends locally and theyre gonna wanna play mariokart

>Every "female" not named Coco looks like a absolute high-T mongoloid
yaya is cute

The CTR remake brought the degenerates out of the woodwork and ruined Crash discussion because people need to publicly fap over the trophy girls.

Ctr is the most skill based kart racer. The only reason you call them “speed run” autists is because that’s how you cope someone is better than you at a kart racer.

No dry-pink-gold-walupeach? Cringe

user...

>Left: Mario Kart

>Right: Mario Kart with microtransactions

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>t. Speedrun autist

>Miniturbo mechanic, i.e Blue Sacred Fire is autistic cancer
Funny thing is the same people who like this would be bitching about Snaking in MKDS

The thing about Mario Kart is that it's super safe as fuck, if 8 Deluxe was the only Mario game you've picked up outside of the original NES games you would still recognize a majority of the cast

I love CTR because the skill cap is so absurdly high and there's always ways to improve or degenerate shortcuts to come up with on the fly instead of just following the same racing line, but damn if the way to unlock characters isn't shit. If I want to play as Spyro I need to just sit and wait a week or more until he shows up in the Fortnite shop? Even buying characters to try to get him to show up faster is a bad idea, because if he shows up in a bundle the next day for 8k coins then you're fucked. It's a horrible system that tries to prey on FOMO to trick children into buying MTX.