IRL BOSSES

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JUST

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ALL COCKS ARE BASTARDS

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You just know

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COCK SAMA
I KNEEL

Why is the BLM supporter a blobfish?

Because BLM supporters have tiny brains. Like fish.

OHNONONONONO...... HAWK BROS WE GOT TOO "COCK"Y! LMFAO

why would you need to snack 3 times you fat fuck?

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can't beat the cock

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can't beat the cock

>simps for police
>gets arrested when he defends himself from rioters

he turned himself in
twice

>final boss is your mentor

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lol

Who was in the wrong here?

>1 hour 30 minutes snack.

Eagle for talking that SHIT

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Ah, yes. Interesting you say that, given the rather large quantity of black mayors, police officers, judges, state patrols, military personnel, security personnel, and corrections officers. Yeah. Care to "unpack" that?

>he doesn't relax, enjoy the food, enjoy the moment, read, etc.

>he just shovels food into his face and jumps

Who will stop him?

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Haha, I got that!

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>the migthy monarch

Me on the left

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>no time in the schedule for beating vietnamese
fake and gay

stupid chicken, golden eagles are way cooler than you

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Yeah, yeah, literally shut the fuck up and address

not the cock man

Im so glad im not white or black, you people are walking memes.

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I always wonder, when someone dresses like this at this Hollywood parties. Yeah they get their picture and their 15 minutes, but what happens the rest of the night. What if you gotta go to the bathroom?

some roosters dont fuck around, they own the ground and all birds have to land eventually

There's a difference between being arrested and being detained. If a rioter hits your car and you accelerate and crush their body under your wheels you will be detained, but you won't be arrested

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Kek

me on the bottom left

>Not putting the phone down
but why

Probably busy getting sodomized or sodomizing children.

kek

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brutal mogging

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TIME DOESN'T EXIST

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>rioters attack your car
>try to pull you out and beat you
>you manage to drive away and not harm them
>cops pull you over
>point their guns at you and order you to put your hands behind your back and walk towards them
>arrest you
Imagine being a simp for cops

Reminds me of the CHOP autonomous regions crying for police after they started killing eachother

>waking up at 2:30am and going to bed at 7:30pm
Why wouldn't you push this forward? Why not do 5:30am-10:30pm for example? This is retarded

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y'all just dont understand cracker
cops are rasist and finna wanna kills us anyways so i gotsta fight back ykwis?

3 phases boss

they generally only wear that shit for the red carpet or whatever, they aren't sitting in the audience or whatever with 100 extra pounds of garbage strapped to their backs

>boss is impossible for melee builds

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Chadmorant. Look at that confident pose.

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I love how this video unironically shows:

>white guy shows phone and cooperates , then goes on to live a free and fulfilled life
>black guy starts chimping out and crying instead of cooperating and moving on, gets BTFO

Based accidental redpill

Now post the white guy who died in the hotel when the cop didn't like his Twister skills

absolute unit

The strat to defeat this boss is to sneak under the hoop and get in close proximity before the hoop hits you

man that looks real satisfying

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>commit half the murders in a country
>confused as to why you're treated with suspicion

You'll understand when you have chitlin of your own. His chitlin go to bed early, so he does too.

U CANT SAY BAD THING ABOUT COPS NOOOOO

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