Which one, Zig Forums?

i press all of them

These are all pretty bad but I guess red is the least worst

I guess red and I'd go into a world that lets me come back here
not having to eat sounds amazing
hopefully immortal still means I can an hero though

none

>picking immortality
Immortality is literally THE thing that exposes brainlets.

>choose red
>go to pic rel
>get eternaly fucked by cute dick girls

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Blue, I then assemble a massive team to release a single unity game and 999 mods as fast as possible.

I know what you meant, but I disagree. Remember, in this scenario, all of the possibilities in the pic are potentially fulfillable. There's some kind of magic at play that allows immortality, pulling waifus out of thin air, and so on. With an infinitely long lifespan, it's only a matter of time until you start gaining more magical traits. Who knows how high you could climb if you play your cards right.

I bet you have never been immortal and yet shits on it

>he welcomes death
Foolish. Utterly foolish.

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>he thinks living past 100 years is a good thing
>you will be more jaded than any person in history and will probably try to kill everyone you see and no one can stop you

Blue, except I never make games and just take the indiscriminate taste. Red is incel shit and Green is just a girlfriend, not worth it

Immortality is the end-goal of the human race.

For me, it's the uninstaller wizard.

>ME3 PTSD

I choose Green

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Sounds a lot better than dying.

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Where did you get that picture of my room?

>take blue
>force everyone into the collective consciousness
>ban all members of the hivemind from making new games/mods
>serve the hive
>feel the groove

Is this one of those images that tries to replicate the effects of a stroke

Unfathomably based.

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>Press Red
>Go to the Elder Scrolls
>Achieve Chim
>Use Chim to cure my erectile dysfunction

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buttons suck, i eat my dortios chip instead lol :D

>>Press Red
>>Go to the Elder Scrolls
>>zero sum instantly as you become aware of the fakeness of the universe
>>fuck

Red. I wish I did not have a sex drive because being a slave to the flesh (i.e. ass and titties) is torture for men anyways and is complete bullshit how monkey brained we can get over it.

I'd pry them off and sell them as arcade parts

Just be based and chimpilled

You only zero sum if you don't come to terms with it and accept your place within the universe if I remember correctly

I'm like that after 19 years of living tho

Came here to post this, maybe I'll actually be productive if I'm not here eight hours a day. Start a nice garden amid the wreckage, get eaten by some cannibals. Sounds comfy.

Red but get rid of immortality.

It's more if you don't love yourself and everything else. CHIM comes with omnibenevolence.
If you hate yourself or hate the world, you can't realize that everything is all yourself, instead you accept that you are everything.

/thread

>0.1% chance of Solar Flare after releasing vidya/mod
okay I'm picking that one and making one million cfg mods to New Vegas until we get that Flare

Green is dogshit, it's just asking for your waifu to get blacked

I love myself every night for about 15 minutes

Red is the least shit I guess, as long as it's not absolute immortality. Plus you can still get fucked in the ass if you need to coom that badly.